10 Disgraceful Attitudes Normally Exhibited By Bbnaija Fans

Nigerian popular Content Writer, Tosyne2much has come again drawing the attention of people to the disgraceful attitudes usually exhibited by some BBNaija fans

1. They abuse a lot

You just can't expect everyone to like BBNajja but reverse is the case to some radical fans of this show who are always caught in the act of raining abusive words on anyone who holds some kind of resentment towards the show. BBNaija supporters are known to always throw tantrums against one another, especially on social media and you will begin to wonder if they're ever going to be paid for it

2. "Attention seeking" Generosity

Some people spend thousands or millions of Naira just to vote the candidate of their choice but it's such a pity that the same people will hardly render financial assistance to their own parents or siblings. They tell those who need help to go and hustle while their generosity is only limited to BBNaija housemates.

3. Vague Promises

Since the Nigerian youth attention is always diverted during the period of the show, some people (celebrities inclusive) always use that as a leverage to make vague promises so that they will trend. They however make vague promises to evicted housemates or the possible winner after which they will later deny these promises.

4. Wrong Priorities 

Nigerian youth are the only people on earth who give a lot of attention to something that deserves less attention. The attention of the Nigerian youth is always shifted from corrupt leaders and unemployment down to who will win Bbnaija and who is going to be evicted.


5. Canvassing votes for people they won't benefit from

After the show what's next? Most of the housemates will probably get endorsement from different brands and will be on the news for a while after which most of them will go into oblivion. During voting period some people borrow as many sim cards as possible just to retain their candidates in the house but it's such a pity that the same people can't even solicit funds for anyone who is suffering from a life claiming disease

6. Poor sense of judgment

Many will agree with me (Tosyne2much) that some supporters of this show always support vices committed by their candidate. They will make every a morally bankrupt candidate look like a person worthy of emulation.
Some BBNaija supporters are usually clouded with bias and poor sense of judgment

7. Watching TV all day without a source of income 

Some people do not even have any source of income yet they're glued to BBnaija 24/7. They can narrate all the events that took place since the beginning of the show till the end. They carry the show on their heads as if it create employment an opportunity for them.

8. They promote Indecency 

The average BBNaija fan doesn't see anything wrong in indecent dressing. They take those who dress indecently and have sex in the house as their role model. Some even watch stay awake all night because they want to watch those who will have sex

9. Blackmail

Some even make up stories and twist comments made in the house to blackmail other housemates. Sadly, not only bloggers do this, celebrities also take part in this act in shaming any candidate they do not like.

10. Celebrating the downfall of others

The way some people celebrate the eviction of some housemates ehn, you might even think the country has lost one of the most corrupt leaders. They make a big deal out of any evicted candidate as if the show is no longer a game

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Written by Tosyne2much

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10 Categories Of Guys That Don't Deserve Virgins As Wives

Nigerian comic writer, Tosyne2much has come again drawing people's attention to the categories of guys that don't deserve virgins as wives

Having a virgin wife is what many guys wish for but the truth of the matter is that not every guy deserves a virgin wife, and I'm going to point out these guys

1. Paedophiles

These are guys that can easily get erection upon seeing a lady's pants or underwear on the wire. They focus more on young girls entrusted in their care and their joysticks can easily be recognized by both primary and junior secondary school girls in their area. It's funny to see that despite how they take advantage of the young ones, they wouldn't hesitate to marry a virgin

2. "Let me put the tip" crew

We call them play boys. They promise heaven and earth just to have their way. They use the line "let me put just the tip" to deceive gullible girls and shine their congo.
Most of them have cajoled and slept with numerous girls at their prime but would like to settle down with a virgin. May thunder strike them

3. Prostitutes patronizers

You can find them loitering around every brothel in their area. They are well known in brothels like Channel 5, 7up, Haven Lounge, etc. When they go into any brothel, prostitutes begin to hail and call them by their surnames. Some of them are carriers of syphilis, gonorrhea, chlamydia, genital warts, and trich. These same carriers of these sexually transmitted diseases want a woman that has never been touched as a wife. No it cant happen.

4. Those who can't keep their own virginity

These are guys that are not married yet but have had sex even more than their dad. They body shame women and call every lady that refuses their advances "olosho. They aren't virgins but want virgins. No man deserves a virgin wife unless he's a virgin too

5. Vaseline crew

The vaseline crew are found loitering in any thread that has to do with boobs and butts. All the detergents and bar soaps in their bathroom doesn't last more than a week. In fact, if it's possible for them, they will use super glue to masturbate in the absence of bar soap. Their excessive masturbation has resulted in low sperm count and these are the same guys that lay accusing fingers on ladies that aren't virgins

6. Those who molest girls 

These are guys whose joysticks have shrinkled due to sex overload. They force their way when a lady doesn't want to give in, and they are always willing to lay down their lives at the sight of kitty-cat. Considering the rate at which they have forcefully slept with girls, the same guys want to marry virgins. May amadioha strike them

7. The Abortionists 

These are guys who will impregnate a lady and pressure her to abort it. Many will agree with Tosyne2much that some guys have impregnated and carried out abortion for more than five ladies and are still doing more. Any decent lady who falls in the hands of these guys should know that she has not found a husband.

8. Porn addicts

These are guys who know the names of popular porn stars in every country. If they can channel this retentive memory in their academics, I'm sure first class is guaranteed. After they watch porn, they go to their neighbour's wife when the husband has gone to work and practice any new moves. Men will surely do the same to their wives.

9. "Chop and pass" guys

These are guys who use a lady and then pass her to his friends to have their own share too. When karma comes to them, they will marry a woman that other men will chop and pass to the next person

10. "Who virginity epp?" crew

Those are guys who go about preaching virginity as inconsequential in this modern world. When they find a virgin lady, they begin to tell her tales of how virginity hinders easy childbirth or contributes menstrual cramps. When the lady falls for their tales and opens her legs for them, they chop and clean their mouth and then move to the next lady. May a virgin never come their way as a wife

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10 Categories Of People That Will Jubilate Over The Death Of Sergei Mavrodi

Nigerian comic writer, Tosyne2much has come again drawing the attention of people to the categories of people that will probably jubilate over the death of MMM CEO, Sergei Mavrodi

Now that Mavrodi has passed on, no one seems to be sending the deceased farewell messages but derogatory remarks and abusive words are being rained on him.

Reading people air their grievances and what MMM had cost them, we can conclude that the following categories of people will probably jubilate over the death of Sergei Mavrodi

1. Those who resigned their jobs during MMM days 

When MMM still had a very strong foothold in Nigeria, some people actually resigned their jobs because, to them, MMM had more prospects than their jobs and could turn them into millionaires overnight. When their Mavros were frozen in December 2016, many became jobless and turned to icon of mockery. There's no doubt that these people are probably going to celebrate the death of Mavrodi.

2. Those who developed High Blood Pressure 

Many people actually developed high blood pressure during when they woke up only to see that their Mavros were frozen. It took the grace of God to restore the health of many of them, if not, they would have been relegated to six feet by now. Many will agree with Tosyne2much that the death of Mavrodi is like a revenge to them, therfore, they have ever reason to be happy.

3. Those who invested borrowed money 

Some people went as far as obtaining loans from friends and family members during the reigning days of MMM. According to them, a bank cannot give you 30% of your savings in thirty years and since MMM could do that in 30 days, it was more rewarding than banks.

The crash of the ponzi scheme put them in unpayable debt and they have been laying curses on Mavrodi since December 2016.. Now that the man is gone, his death is their happiness.

4. Those who invested their school fees 

I heard a loud noise from my room this morning and when I came outside to know what was happening, I heard Unilorin students singing praises to God that Mavrodi was no more.

Cases of stranded students were recorded, many were not allowed to write their exams while many ended up with extra year because they invested their school fees into the ponzi scheme which later crashed. Many students have been expressing the joy of Mavrodi on his social page

5. Those who sold their properties/inheritance 

As funny as it sounds, some people actually sold their properties/ inheritance and invested the money into the ponzi scheme and when it crashed, suicide was an option for them.

Those were able to move on with their lives are probably going to jubilate over the death of Mavrodi because of the pains he has cost them

5. Those who became homeless/squatters 

Some were foolish enough to invest their house rent into the scheme and by the time things went as unplanned, they became thugs and used every opportunity to blame Mavrodi for their misfortunes.

During that time, we saw many house owners who became squatters while some became homeless and as I speak to you, they are jubilating since the person who rendered them homeless is no more.

6. Pastors who invested church tithes and offering 

Some pastors were excommunicated from the church and relied off their duty because they used church money to PH eg Omega Fire Ministry Pastor in the east. Since MMM was responsible for putting an end to their pastorial work, the death of the man is their joy

7. Those that faced police case 

Some people took their bosses money and plunged it into the scheme with the hope of getting 30% in return. When they could no longer pay back it became a police case and they were forced to sign an undertaking. These ones are currently happy that Mavrodi is gone 

8. Those who PH with the money for the wedding 

Since life is all about taking risks, some people actually postponed their wedding using the money for COW, drinks, canopy and bride price to PH with the hope of celebrating their wedding in a grand style after they GH. 

When MMM crashed, their relationship also crashed along with it. Believe it or not, these people can never forget the sorrow MMM has caused them and the death of making themselves happy is to celebrate the death of the man

9. Osho free people 

It wasn't as if some people were not doing well in their finances. They actually had good jobs with very good salary but because the spirit of awoof has not left them. They actually followed the bandwagon and invested their hard earned money into MMM in December. The sorrow MMM caused them will make them happy about the death of the Mavrodi 

10. Self-proclaimed MMM Ambassadors 

It wasn't as if Mavrodi was paying some people but the way they carried MMM on their heading ehn.. Some of them went as far as preaching it to their colleagues at work, friends, family members, native doctors, etc.

MMM crash seemed like rapture to them and those they brought into it held them ransome and they actually used their own money to pay for their losses. Believe me, the death of Mavrodi is their joy

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10 Attitudes Guys Display Online When They Have No Girlfriends

Nigerian comic writer, Tosyne2much has come again drawing the attention of people to the attitudes SOME guys display online when they have no babe

1. They "ass-lick" ladies to develop friendship

The act of ass-licking is very common to some guys who have no babe. You see them loitering around a lady's social page just to crave attention. They do this by showering praises, liking both relevant and irrelevant pictures, thanking a lady for accepting their requests and doing other degrading things

2. Sending unsolicited messages

They never give up even if their mails are ignored (lai lai). They keep on trying their best and before you know it, they have already sent 100 unsolicited mail a day and will still be sending more. Sometimes they are forced to quote the lady reminding her to reply their private messages. This is a very common trait with single guys that are battling with inferiority complex

3. They lash out to the lady when ignored

Many will agree with Tosyne2much that when the lady seems not to give them attention they begin to troll and wage war against her. They develop hatred towards her and will use every opportunity to lash out to her.

4. They derail the relationship of others

Some get bittered when they see others having sweet relationships. They are envious of them and do everything to derail it by either spreading rumors or blackmail them. This is very common to single guys that are very immature.

6. Attention seeking attitude

Some even put up attention seeking posts with the hope of scoring cheap point. They talk about how money is not their problem, how ladies are flocking around them and how they find it easy to get ladies in bed. Someone like Airforce1 can relate to this. :D

6. They are always online at odd hour

It's not as if they are vigilantes or night guards but they don't sleep at appropriate time. Even at 1am, they will be busy looking for anything that has "f" on the profile. When you ask why they are awake, they will lie that they slept in the afternoon but can't catch sleep at night

7. They jubilate when a girl quotes them

When a lady quotes or replies their mentions, they begin to make investigations about her. Even though they are very stingy, this is when they will give out money to someone who never even asked them for financial assistance.
They assume the lady in question likes them to have replied their mentions hence their happiness.

8. They are always fond of talking about sex online

When you see a post that has to do with kitty-cat, boobs or butts, they are usually the first set of people that will take the front page. They begin to talk about how good they are in bed even though they their joysticks are already full of cobweb.

9. They are quick to say "Nigerian girls don tire me"

Those who have never been lucky finding the right partner despite their effort, so when the issue of ladies is being discussed, you find them saying they are fed up of Nigerian babes and are considering dating ladies from Mozambique, Cotonou, Senegal and Malawi.

10. They discourage other guys from helping their girlfriends financially

Some guys have been duped and dumped afterwards, therefore, they come online discouraging other guys from helping their girlfriends in times of need. Sometimes you hear them saying that thunder should strike them if their N5 ever reaches out to any lady again.

I drop my pen at this juncture

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10 Ridiculous Ways Christmas Is Celebrated By Some Nigerians

Hello everyone. Compliments of the season.

It's Christmas again and a lot of people are still going to get it wrong.

Nigerian comic writer, Tosyne2much has come again drawing the attention of people to the ridiculous and nonsensical ways some Nigerians celebrate Christmas

Christmas is a very popular holiday celebrated by about two billion people worldwide. It is an ingrained part of modern culture that even people in countries with little or no Christian history or background join to celebrate it in increasing numbers.

Christmas which signifies the birth of our Lord Jesus Christmas is a good time when the believers of Jesus merry to celebrate the birth of Jesus, but now, the underlying reason for celebrating Christmas has turned out to be outlandish,  nonsensical, ridiculous and awkward because people have flipped the switch and morphed it into an entirely different game.

In this article, Tosyne2much is going to point out ten ridiculous and nonsensical ways some people celebrate Christmas.

1. Going to the Brothel

Some people are driven by a compulsive need for sex especially during Christmas period. Without it, they are in a perpetual state of depression and frustration. You see them looking like they have just their relatives because, to them, they have not celebrated Christmas if they don't go to the brothel to sleep with prostitutes. This is a ridiculous way some people celebrate Christmas and they are happy about it.

2. Smoking Marijuana/ Getting Drunk

Smoking and drinking are very common social activities during Christmas period, particularly when some people are having a good time with friends. There's always a high demand for alcohol and marijuana during Christmas and you will see every beer palour and hotel filled to the brim with people smoking, shouting, drinking and peeing defecating on their body.

3. Inviting ladies over for marathon sex

The excitement will even make some guys invite random ladies over for marathon sex as a form of celebrating Christmas. Some go to the length of using sex enhancement drugs such as duro webo, pakurumo, osomo and other ridiculous sex boost drinks so that they can last in bed and by the time
the lady refuses to show up they buy vaseline and masturbat so as to pleasure their erected joystick.

5. Clubbing

Another ridiculous way some people celebrate Christmas is go to club house, drink, dance and drunk drive back home. They go for entertainment and worldly shows instead of going to church to thank God for yet another opportunity to see another Christmas. You see all sort of atrocities going down from young boys and girls drinking and smoking to openly sexual actions and this makes me realise that the world is has truly come an end.

6. Robbery

Some rob are robbed off their hard earn money just to make sure that they celebrate easter with babes in a grand style. Sometimes, police officials even barricade the roads and demand bribe from car owners before they give way. The kind of thunder that will fire these people ehn.

7. Ladies Scam Guys For Money

Christmas period is a good time for materialistic and gold-diggers to use crafty mean to swindle from guys gullible and sex starved guys . This is when some of them that might have neglected you for a very long time will start acting all nice and caring when Christmas is approaching because they want you to take then out and buy them gift.

8. Pastors using crafty means to  collect money from members.

Fake pastors are usually on the increase during festive period because use threats and false prophesy to demand money to avert the such prophesy from coming to reality. This is usually a time many of them buy exotic cars and build houses from the money they swindle from gullible the members of their church.

9. Flirting online

This is when some guys go to their Facebook, Twitter and Instagram hunting for ladies they will get in bed. This is a time some ladies post on their timeline that they need men to take them out for Christmas and they are ready to offer their body as a token of appreciation.

10. Kidnapping

Some kidnappers kidnap other people and demand ransome from their families so that they can get money to celebrate Christmas in a grand style

Happy Christmas in advance to all of fun you. Do have a lovely day

I drop my pen at this juncture

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10 Types Of Guys That Always Have Ladies Lurking Around Them For Relationship

Nigerian comic writer, Professor Tosyne2much has come again drawing the attention of people to the types of guys that normally have ladies lurking around them.

While some guys often complain about their village people being responsible for making them unattractive to ladies, it's a different story entirely for other guys as they seem to be natural magnets for the ladies

This article brings to the the types of guys that ladies lurk around for relationship

1. Rich/Wealthy Guys

As we all know, money is the most prioritized thing in most relationships of today and guys who are known to be sufficiently okay in terms of finance always find ladies lurking around them like flies following poo. This is the main reason why rich and wealthy guys normally have easy access under the skirts of ladies compared to broke guys who always struggle and fight for it.

2. Abroad based Guys

The moment a guy travels abroad, all the ladies who refused to date him during his struggling days will start acting all nice and caring. That is when they start liking every of his post and picture on Facebook as a reminder that he should not forget them. Most abroad based guys always have lurking around the moment they return home and some of them use this opportunity judiciously to shine as many congos as possible before they return back.

3. Tall and Handsome Guys

Guys who are battling with nothing but inferiority complex will think that ladies are only attracted to money and nothing else; but the truth of the matter is that some ladies are actually attracted to guys that are altruistic and good looking, because, to them, handsome guys are public property that they want to flaunt to their friends and neighbours just to keep them wondering what's so amazing about them that they managed to land a guy whose looks is so superior to theirs. Handsome guys who are very smart use their handsomeness to their own advantage that leaves many ladies lurking around them for dating. Only handsome guys whose village people are following get rejected by ladies everytime.

4. Liars/Untrustworthy Guys

In all the many years I have lived on this earth as a Commissioner for Women Affairs, I have come to learn that most (if not all) ladies like to be sweet-talked, flattered and showered with praises, and that's why they can't explain how they find themselves in the hands of deceitful and manipulative liars. However, ladies consciously or unconsciously find themselves falling in love with guys who have mastered the art of manipulating the truth since they are being told what they want to hear. Many with agree with Tosyne2much that guy who have sugar-coated mouths know the weak point of ladies and that's why ladies are susceptible to fall for their scam, unlike the honest and trustworthy guys who ladies not really give attention to

5. The Braggers/Noise Makers

If you want to date girls easier, just blow them by your money, luxury gifts and sweet compliments and watch how such expressions of vanity will make them chase you the way a sex starved cock chases a hen. Guys who brag about what they can't even achieve in ten years normally have the attention of ladies more than the guys who are taciturn about their wealth and accomplishments. The more reason why someone like Airforce1 will surely have the attention of ladies than any other guy here :D .

6. Celebrities

As we all know, the lifestyle of an average celebrity (especially a musician)is filled with lies, deceit, fakery and many more. They all live flamboyant lifestyle that attracts ladies just as sugar easily attract ants, and you know nothing wheels an average lady's thinking faculty faster  when she's being assured of comfort and luxury. That is the main reason why many ladies want to be addressed as Hushpuppy's girlfriend.

7. White-Collar Professionals  

White-collar workers, such as accountants, bankers, doctors, pilots, attorneys and real estate agents have some kinds of personalities the society has ordained them worthy of a certain type of respect that most ladies buy into. A lot of ladies get blinded by the prestige associated with the profession that they go to the extent of forcing themselves on these men just because of the respect they will earn from their family members and neighbours for bring such a personality home as a potential husband

8. Intelligent/Brilliant Guys (Bookworms)

Ladies like to be in company of guys who are intelligent and know the world inside out. Of course, not that intellectual who just boasts around of his knowledge but someone who is also doing well in his academics. A academically sound guy automatically becomes attractive in the eyes of ladies (especially the ones who are academically bankrupt), and they always want to spend more time with him doing tutorials, assignments and all that. Most brilliant guys are usually very dull and can't decode ordinary green light, only the smart ones try to organize tutorials for these ladies in their bedrooms and will end up torturing them on the bed.

9. Guys with promising future

Some ladies are so filled spiritually more than T. B Joshua that they can easily predict a guy's future by mere looking at him. They already know if the guy is going to hammer soon or will remain poor for the rest of his life. Even though the thought of dating a broke guy irks many ladies, some people of them still get attracted to guys that have propensity for greatness, therefore, they know that if they can stick long enough with him, they may find a life of luxury and indulgence awaiting down the line.

10. Fake Pastors

These days, the way some pastors use the name of God to commit atrocities is so alarming. They follow anything on skirt using duress to corner gullible female members into their bedroom. In fact, some of womanize a lot that their joysticks can easily be recognized by most female members of the choir.

I drop my pen at this juncture

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