Ladies, 10 Ways To Cope With A S*x Starved Boyfriend

One of the greatest headaches of many young ladies in relationships is the issue of s*x. While they find themselves entangled in love, some guys tend to take advantage of their undying love with inappropriate sex demands even when their intention is only to hit and run away  

If a lady denies a guy s*x, it is either the guy thinks she does not love him or she is actually having it with another person. 

Dating a s*x starved guy comes with a lot of frustration, patience and endurance, and the following preparations and activities will help a great deal in helping ladies to know how to cope with them. 

1. Avoid visiting him during rainfall 

It's a known fact that, a 'weather for two', usually used on rainy days to imply a perfect weather for sex has pervasively become the order of the day in this the so-called modern days. The situation now is such that, it is an opportune time many guys normally satisfy their thirst for s*x. It's a very bad idea and a great torture to visit a s*x starved boyfriend in a rainy weather when you know you're sexually restrained :D

2. Take your leave when his joystick erects*

Be prepared to leave the scene the moment you're having a non romantic discussion (ASUU strike or rats invasion in Buhari's office) and his joystick begins to change from its default position. In fact, it should be the very moment your conversation starts hanging, words become scarce and both of you start staring at each other. In order to not seem like you're punishing him, endeavour to take your leave the moment he leaves where he was sitting and comes over by your side breathing heavily like Usain Bolt after an 100m race. 

3. Never allow his friends vacate the room  

The moments his friends who were all with both of you start leaving one after the other for no good reason, this could be arranged so that the show can begin :D . This is the right time to persuade them to stay and make them understand that you're feeling their presence, and that you may be forced to leave if they don't stay. When you are able to convince them to stay, you have spoilt their plans. 

4. Always wear tight clothes when visiting 

Another way ladies can cope with their s*x starved boyfriends is to wear tight clothes that have restrictions. This would make it  pretty difficult getting them out of the cloth and it would give them enough time to lose interest when the chances of pulling the clothes is likened to chasing Buhari out of Aso Rock.. They are likely to get disappointed and you will hear statement like "this outfit doesn't make sense at all, why did you even wear it to my place? " :D

5. Always bring an escort along when visiting 

Many will agree with me, Tosyne2much that it's practically impossible for him to initiate s*x when you bring someone along with you. If you have no friend around, take your dog along so that it will cause distraction. Although, this may cause quarrel between the both of you but it's one of the ways of protecting yourself 

6. Avoid visiting if he has no chairs in his room 

Some guys can go to the length of keeping their chairs in the neighbour's apartment, leaving only the bed so that the lady will feel more relaxed and distracted. The best thing to do is to take your chair to his house or better still, kindly sit on the carpet :D

7. Always dress Rural/ Unappealing 

The way you present yourself matters a lot and you can't blame your boyfriend for demanding s*x from you when you act, dress and behave like someone who is willing to give it. If you're the type that usually dresses skimpy and flirts about, it won't be easy to cope with a starved guy. The best thing to do to piss them off is to avoid wearing skimpy dresses but rather a cloth that has fifty shoulder pads and can be wide enough to sew bedsheets. This will make you look sexually unappealing and it will make the guy's joystick go flaccid the moment you knock on his door :D

8. Always talk about Jesus in his presence

Always sing hymns and talk about Jesus Christ at regular intervals each time you're together. Always send Daddy Kumuyi's preachings as whatsapp broadcast first thing in the morning. Use Jesus' pictures as your wallpaper and screensaver and also paste in on the four walls of your room. 

9. Avoid passing the night at his place 

Even if circumstances beyond your control force you to pass the night at his place, avoiding sleeping on the bed with him, but rather let him sleep on the bed while you sleep on the floor and vice versa. This is a way of protecting yourself when you aren't willing to give in. 

10. Direct him to your pastor or parents when he initiates s*x

This is a shocker for most s*x starved guys and it will make them lose interest rapidly. Since they have no marriage intentions they will never want to come see your parents but will look for a way to bow out of the relationship. 

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10 Places Broke Guys Normally Propose To Their Girlfriends

Marriage proposals are a huge deal. You are making a pre-commitment to surrender yourself to a lady for the rest of your life. It's a phase when you surrender bachelorhood for fatherhood in promising to raise children with her and remain faithful to her in all things. Since it’s such a big deal, you need to go about it the right way, which entails being original and true to yourself and knowing your bride-to-be very well, rather than a public exhibition of stupidity and all sorts of irrelevant dramas just to subject a lady to ulterior shock and perhaps, trend on social media. 

However, marriage proposal is now a form of competition where broke guys go out their ways in order to feel among, and below are the places broke guys normally propose to their girlfriends :D

1. Whatsapp 

I don't understand why a guy cannot stand in the presence of the one lady he claims to love to express his intent, rather than do it on Whatsapp of all places. This barbaric act is very common with broke guys since they cannot afford to propose to a lady at exotic places. They subscribe to Whatsapp monthly plan of 10MB and will use it to propose to their girlfriends on Whatsapp call, OLX, Facebook, Snapchat, 2go, Badoo, etc :D

2. Public Transport

It's mildly embarrassing to see guys proposing to their girlfriends in danfo buses, keke napep, BRT buses, molue. In fact, some guys are broke yet confident that they can woo and propose to a random lady on okada. This is one of the ways broke guys normally propose to ladies 

 

3. In the Bedroom 

I want us to know that it's not every guy that can afford to propose to a lady at Shoprite, Silverbird cinema or Elegushi. And as a commissioner for broke guys on social media, many will agree with me (Tosyne2much) that some of us will rather propose to our girlfriends on a low key in our one face-to-face apartment in order to avoid public mockery and embarrassment. 

4. At Beer Palour

At funny as it sounds, those who are broke and are battling with low self esteem will first get drunk at a local restaurant for morale boosting before proposing to their girlfriends. This is usually due to the fear of rejection but after gulping ten bottles of beer and two plates of nkwobi, they get drunk and begin to propose to her publicly. 

5. At the Roadside/ Bus Stop 

To some people, you will not have a successful marriage in as much as you haven't put your girlfriend on the spot by staging a drama and popping the question in front of family, friends and enemies. Some of us must have witnessed at least a guy who proposed to his girlfriend at Lagos-Ibadan Expressway, Iyana-Ipaja bus stop, Alaba international market, Ladipo market, etc; and other places dominated by thugs/area boys. 

6. Market Places

I know a guy in my area who got the shock of his life when his girlfriend turned down his proposal and walked out on him simply because he proposed to her in a market place. She felt embarrassed and quickly took the next available okada when her boyfriend proposed to her in a place where pepper, tomatoes, ponmo, locus beans are sold. When the guy was made the subject of laughter by people who witnessed the scenario, he told them not to blame him that he was broke and that was what he could afford to do. 

7. At People's Party 

Broke guys are naturally smart people and can steal other people's show just to create attention for themselves. Since they can't afford to make an elaborate marriage proposal, they will steal other people show by proposing to their girlfriends when they see that the places is crowded so that the attention will be diverted to them. Some of them will even take their marriage proposal pictures with Sagem or Alcatel phone :D

8. At Funeral 

As funny as it sounds, some broke guys can propose to their girlfriends where people are mourning the death of their loved one. This has once happened in Ojuelegba where a guy was beaten to pulp and handed over to the police for proposing at a funeral. 

9. At NYSC Camp

Many will agree with Tosyne2much that another place broke guys normally propose to their girlfriend is NYSC camp ground. The moment they meet their future partner in camp, they make it seem like a joke and will propose to her even though they only survive by their monthly alawi being offered by federal government. 

10. Election ground/ Polling Booth

Last year we saw the story of a guy who proposed to his girlfriend at a polling booth since that's what he can afford. This is usually common with APC supporters :D

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Ladies, 10 Ways To Keep Peaceful Relationships with Broke Guys

MMost ladies don't want to date broke guys not because they have nothing to offer financially, but because dealing with broke guys requires strategies, patience, endurance and perseverance. To have a very good relationship with broke guys, ladies need to take caution of some things summarized below. 

Without wasting time, below are the ways to keep peaceful relationships with broke guys.

1. Don't ask Him for a Kobo 

Nigerian men are quick to insult and ridicule any girl that talks about money in a relationship. Asking a broke guy for money is not a good idea because a little amount of money will likely cause fight between you two. Imagine asking your broke boyfriend to at least present himself in a wealthy way to impress your female friends, by buying provision or something for them. He will feel unhappy and may tag you an evil person. Since broke guys know that most ladies are only in for material things, they seek out for ladies who will accept them for who they are, and will never ask them for kobo. In fact, the best way to be in a peaceful relationship with a broke due is to avoid asking him for money no matter how much you need it. (not even N100 recharge card)

2. Never Deny Him Se×

Most broke guys are naturally temperamental people and are quick to resort to violence especially when a woman denies them se×. Denying them se× is just like you're bruising their ego because of their financial status. When your female friends are going places with their rich boyfriends, you are just there lying on his bed staring at each other’s faces in his bakery-like heated room. Denying him se× at this point is very dangerous as it can result to physical combat or capital punishment. We have heard stories of guys who used koboko on their girlfriends just because of se×. 

3. Never bring a Friend along on a date 

Nothing is as disastrous as dating a guy who is broke and at the same time, stingy. These are guys who will take a lady on a date and will be the ones to order on her behalf without even asking her. These are guys who will take a lady to Mr. Biggs and will order gala and kunu for her just to avoid spending unnecessarily. Imagine bringing your friend along with you on a date when your broke boyfriend has already budgeted N1, 000 for the two of you. He will find this very ridiculous because it's like you want to put him to shame in the presence of your friend.

4. Never Argue with Him 

Broke guys like me (Tosyne2much) normally demand total submissiveness and high level of respect even more than rich guys that can afford to buy expensive things for their girlfriends. The best a lady can do is to avoid arguing with them even if you're right and there wrong. Even if your broke boyfriend says Taribo West is the president of Zimbabwe, never argue with him if you don't want him to feel he knows nothing because he isn't financially upright. Always try to accord him with the respect he doesn't even deserve and watch him treat you like the queen of England.

5. Appreciate any little thing He does 

Showing mind of appreciation for every little things he does is one of the ways to have a peaceful relationship with a broke guy. Even if he buys you a cabin biscuit on your birthday, kind appreciate it and don't hesitate to eat it in his presence. If possible, lick your fingers after eating it just to show you appreciate it, otherwise, this will make him feel you're not appreciative in nature.

6. Avoid talking about Valentine 

What broke guy hate the most is for ladies to think they aren't capable of taking care of their responsibility. When valentine is approaching, avoid talking about the gift he's going to get for you or where he's taking you to. Majority of broke guys like me quickly loose interest in a woman who talks about valentine.

7. Avoid keeping Wealthy Guys as Friends 

If you want the best for yourself, ensure you avoid keeping financially buoyant men as friends otherwise he will begin to feel insecure about his possibility of loosing you to them. This is because he gets so jealous mere seeing you talking to a guy who owns a car or dresses expensively. As funny as it sounds, keeping broke men as friends is even better so that they won't feel intimidated.

8. Buy Him Gifts 

He might not be used to the idea of gifts and giving without any occasion to. So on a good day, go shopping, buy something cheap, give it to him. With time he'll learn to do the same, out of shame, guilt or whatever. If possible, go to the market and use your money to buy food stuffs and cook delicacies for him

9. Hype Him in the presence of your Friends 

Your friends may not respect him by the time they get to know about his financial incapacitation, the respect will just not be there anymore. The best thing to do is to always hype him and heap praises on him in the presence of your friends. Talk about how he's the best man you've ever come across and his self esteem will elevate

10. Avoid passwording your phone 

Locking your phone will make him feel you're cheating on him and that you don't want him to suspect. Even if you lock your phone, never hesitate to let him know your password if you don't want him nag you to death.

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10 Unbearable Ways Broke Guys Normally Treat Their Women

Most ladies, if not all, will sneer fulsomely at the thought of going out with a broke guy not because it's the dream of every girl to date a wealthy guy but because they feel rich guys are less problematic.

As a matter, most broke guys can be sometimes problematic as it requires a lot of patience, endurance and total obedience in order to deal with them in relationships.

Without wasting time, below are the unbearable ways some broke guys usually treat women.

1. He Nags at the mention of Money

The best way a lady can find a way into the heart of a broke guy is to avoid asking him for money. By so doing, the guy will shower her love as he sees her as someone who loves him for whom he is. When a lady demands unnecessarily from him, the guy will see her as a money monger and may be forced to throw punches at her.

2. He only shows love in the Bedroom

They feel buying shakara or pepper soup for their babe is extravagant spending and you hear stuffs like *me I can't waste my money on Mr. Biggs. Any lady that can't eat in my house is not a wife material* Thier only way of showing love and affection to their girlfriends is through their joysticks :D

3. He gets Angry over irrelevant things

Most broke guys seem to be very harsh that they quarrel over irrelevant things so that their girlfriends will pay loyalty to them. When their girlfriends misbehave, they are quick to make reference to the fact that it's because they're broke that they are being disrespected.

4. He Becomes FBI

As a chronic broke guy from birth till now, I think can relate to this, in the sense that, broke guys do not really trust their girlfriends that much because they feel the possibility of being cheated on is very high as they're not man enough to their basic needs. By the reason of this, they check the phone of their girlfriends for suspicious whatsapp messages, incoming and outgoing calls just to accuse them of infidelity.

5. He forcefully collects back his gifts when the Lady offends Him

As funny as it sounds, some guys spend their hard earned money on ladies just to command total obedience and faithfulness. If the lady messes up, the guy will be forced to collect back his money or gift. I remember when I bought an okrika shoe for my girlfriend sometime last year, she began to misbehave the following day and I collected the shoe from her and gave it to my younger sister.

6. They go in search of another lady when they become Rich

Another unbearable way some broke guys treat ladies is that they will dump the ass of that girl that have been staying with them through trying times. This is because they feel she no longer match their standard

7. He Denies Impregnating his Girlfriend

A research which was conducted last year shows that 90% of broke guys who impregnate their girlfriends are most likely to deny it. For those who cannot deny, they will blame the lady for carelessness and will opt for abortion without even giving her a kobo

8. He only shows Love on Valentine's Day

To be very frank and sincere, valentine's day is not the only way to show love to a woman. Some broke guys only take their girlfriends on dates only during special occasions like Christmas or her birthday while some will break up to avoid spending

9. They tell their girlfriends to go for low cut whenever money is required for making hair

Some of them can't even follow their girlfriends to the salon because of the fear of paying. This is an unbearable way of showing love to a lady

10.They Flash Incessantly

I have guys in my villa who incessantly flash ladies as if their lives depend on them. When the girl asks for recharge card they will start thinking she wants to scam them

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8 Categories Of Ladies That May End Up Becoming The Second Wife Of A Man

Here are the categories of ladies that may end up becoming the second wife of a man

1. Celebrity Freaks

Celebrity freaks are usually attention seekers who shamelessly fall cheaply for celebrities and will do all sorts of things to trap and have babies for these celebrities. This is aimed at getting to limelight and bearing children for them. This is one of the reasons why the baby mamas are on the increase.

2. Money Monger

The love of money is what WE CAN SEE IN ALMOST EVERY FEMALE. Any one of them that claims she doesn't consider money before dating a man, is a manipulative yet a talented liar. This excessive love of money makes some ladies consider guys of their age range as unworthy to date, therefore, they prefer to end up with an Alhaji, politicians, etc, not minding the number of wives they have.

3. Ladies with Low Self Esteem

Some young ladies battle with low self esteem that they always feel like they are not good enough to date kind hearted handsome dudes like Ronald4lif, Wristbangle, Mediapace and Lalasticlala, therefore, they hump at any man that shows little interest in them as it is a blessing in disguise not minding even if these men are as ugly as Adams Oshiomole and Obasanjo :D

4. Lazy Girls

Some ladies are just too lazy to work, too lazy to engage in productive things that yield make them self dependent and as a result of this, they see any well to do man as an escape route out of poverty. Such ladies will never consider dating a man struggling to make it no matter how bright his future is. All they want is a man that will open supermarket or boutique for them.

5. Ladies who want to become Queens

Each time I see the wives the of the late Oni of, I always dish out insults and rain curses on these naïve pretty young ladies whom I can never get the privilege to see the straps of their bras let alone get under their skirts. Just because of the prestige, admiration and reverence associated to being called the wife of a king, they forsake a kind hearted broke dude like men and will rather go in search of traditional rulers who are likely to relegate to six feet during love making.

6. Over-aged Ladies

In Nigeria, a woman without a man is like a king without a crown, therefore, they receive lashes from specifically family members for being irresponsible to find men that would catch their fancy. When some of them can no longer withstand family pressures, they may resort to settle down with the husband of another woman. Funke Akindele is a perfect example of this :D

7. Divorced Women

Ladies who were divorced on the ground of infidelity or promiscuity may later resort to find a man who they will have their heads under his roof. Some of them can go far as patronizing native doctors just to possess another woman's possession.

8. After one Ladies

Some of these ladies who had a child or two outside wedlock also need men in their lives. That was how one almost snatched from friend from his wife. We had to take my friend to a spiritualist to help deliver him from captivity :D

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10 Disgraceful Ways Nigerian Guys Approach Ladies In Public Places

As we all know that approaching a lady could be quite difficult as it takes a lot of strategies, persuasion and boldness. Some dudes try to bypass these strategies using awkward and disgraceful approach where are discussed below

Here I go

1. Whistling

This rural way of approaching ladies is undoubtedly very common with area/garage or agbero boys. They authoritatively approach ladies by calling her as if they are calling a gala or ice cream seller. Many a times, I begin to wonder if they ever think any ego personified lady will ever stoop so low to give such guys attention let alone audience, except he does that right from his Range Rover Sport ;D . Them go be like, mpeeeeeeeew !! Duro si ibe yen (stop there) wtf is that? !!!!

2. Telling their Biographies

As awkward as it sounds, some dudes will walk up to a lady and will begin to introduce themselves with the provision of irrelevant details with the intention of advertising themselves. They will start telling their biographies ranging from the weight of their bank accounts, the fleet of cars owned by their parents, the size of their joysticks and how many minutes they can last in bed. Who ask them? ;D

3. Paying Her Fare by Force

This is very common in public transport and I don't see anything bad in it. It is only bad when a dude volunteers to pay a lady's fare for the purpose of collecting her phone number afterwards, and by the time the lady refuses, such guys won't be able to collect their money back from the conductor, therefore, they resort to social media to show their frustration on other.

4. Stalking Her Everywhere

I used to be very guilty of this barbaric act of selling one cheaply to a lady until maturity had its way. When you approach a lady and she decides to keep mum just to make you look foolish. Instead of you to protect your self esteem by parting ways with her since she's not interested, instead, you will keep stalking her around even if she's trekking from Lagos to Benin, you will not back off untill she enters her house. This is an height of joblessness

5. Sending someone to help collect her phone number

In as much as it is not easy to approach a random lady in public places, only cowards approach ladies they barely know by sending someone else to summon up courage to go tap the lady and ask for her phone number. To be very candid, guys who are guilty of this act of cowardice need some strokes of cane on the buttocks.

6. Rough-handling Her

It's very immoral to rough-handle a lady who ignores you. I have witnessed a scene when a lady registered a slap worth 50kg on the face of a dude who touched her buttocks because she didn't give him listening ears.

7. Blowing Grammar

This tactics usually worked in those days but in 2016, I doubt. We are now in the era when the worth of a man is not measured by his good use of tenses and dictions but by riches and wealth. Approaching a lady by forming Yankee accent and blowing grammar like Hon. Patrick Obahiaghon just to impress a lady is a silly thing to do. Funny enough, they even get bashed despite their forming ;D

8. Flashing Cars keys

No matter how bad we paint ladies, it's very paramount to know that not all of them are money mongers that can easily be cornered in one's room by perishable parameters. However, some dudes who don't have what it takes to show their worth as a man always wallow in the mentality that money is all you need to woo a lady, therefore, they flash car keys at any slight opportunity when trying to approach a lady selling it's their selling point. This is a barbaric and disgusting act.

9. Sagging of Trouser

Some guys can be childish that when they're about to approach a girl the first thing they do is sag their trousers just to form bad guys. They are usually dumb headed that have nothing sensible to say to keep a conversation, therefore, they will start telling stories of how Muritala was assassinate and how GEJ looted the nation's money to finance 2015 election.

10. Waving hands like a Traffic Warden

How can a dude be chilling in front of his house and will signal to a lady using his hand without even making attempt to stand up and at least walk up to her. He remains on his seat expecting the lady to come and meet him right where he is setting. (Na so e easy reach? ;D ). This awkward approach is very common with Ibadan boys. ;D

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10 Statements Broke Guys Use To Justify Their Inability To Find Girlfriends

Without wasting time, sit back, take a bottle of Yoyo Bitters, lessen your grasp on the worry of the content of the post and read along the excuses broke dudes normally use to justify their inability to find wives/girlfriends

1. I no get time for Girls

I laugh each time I hear this statement from guys and I begin to ask myself if there's a specific time when a dude will publicly declare he has time for babes?. This statement is often uttered by broke guys just to appear ambitious in public, when in fact, frustration led them to decision

2. Ladies are Too Demanding

Of course, we know that many Nigerian ladies can be so demanding but that should not be a good reason to patronise prostitutes just to avoid having a girl whom you're likely to spend on. Some guys go be like, "I can't lavish my money anyhow on ladies because they don't deserve any kobo from me" :D

3. Ladies cannot Date/Marry a Broke Guy like Me

As a chronic broke dude, I can relate to this assertion. Some of us are battling with low self esteem, therefore, we feel money is all you need to get and keep a lady. Sometimes, when I want to woo a lady, I always shiver for the fear of perceived bashing and embarrassment.

4. She will Deny Me Sex if I can't Spend on Her

Often times, broke guys feel there's no point dating since they will be denied kitty-cats for being broke. Yesterday, my girlfriend in school visited me when I was fasting. During that period of fasting Konji, nearly killed me and I was so afraid to make advances because I'm not worthy to swim in that ocean. While she was lying on my bed, I was wailing inside of me and took my Bible, open to the book of Psalms and started reading it just to avoid ra.pe attempt.

5. She will Cheat on Me if I Fail to Provide for Her

Many broke guys are wallowing in the ideology that there's no point dating cos a yahoo guy can just come from nowhere and snatch their girlfriends. I can remember vividly how my ex used to lust after yahoo guys each time we had rendezvous in an exotic restaurant

6. I Prefer to Spend My Money on Guys

Another lamentation broke guys often use to justify their inability to find girlfriends is that they believe it's profitable to spend money on their fellow guys than to spend it on ladies who are not appreciative and that any money spent on them is nothing but a waste

7. Ladies are Evil

Broke are usually looking for every opportunity to demean ladies, paint them bad and discourage other guys from dating them. Some of them will even claim that getting acquainted to ladies will keep them stagnant in life, therefore, they need to avoid women to succeed in life.

8. Nigerian Ladies are "No go area" for Me

Broke dudes will never see any beauty in Nigerian ladies but are always available to give you 1, 000 reasons as to why you should avoid Nigerian ladies like a plague. They bash ladies here and there just to console themselves.

9. I don't need Sex for now

When it comes to love making, broke guys are very good researchers, they can even dig 1,000 feet under the earth surface and relegate out of this earth in the process of finding an herb that will make them last in bed. For broke guys like me whose joystick are too small, we feel there's no point dating cos of the handicapped state of our joysticks.

10. Women Appreciate Liars

Lastly, broke dudes often claim that a lady will never appreciate you for being truthful but will appreciate a liar instead. However, they will claim that it's because they're being truthful that ladies lose interest in them

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10 Kinds of Guys That Find It Difficult To Approach/Woo a Lady

It's hard-wired into our psyche that only well to do guys are highly attractive and therefore, have the courage and what it takes to actually approach/woo a lady but the truth of the matter is that if you are wooing a lady with genuine intention, even the most articulate and confident guy can be rendered into anxiety and panic for possible outcome rejection and embarrassment.

The ones who really have no romantic commitment and are only in for sexual intentions are never nervous wooing a lady even though they might not admit it. They subconsciously act like badoo and see any interaction as a route to sex with that lady.

However, when guys decide whether to approach a lady, they normally calculate their chances of rejection correctly/incorrectly, thus overestimating their chances of rejection especially when a beautiful and sophisticated woman is involved

Enough of my lamentation; now I shall discuss the kinds of guys that find it difficult to approach/woo a lady

1. Virgin Guys

Some of us are not very confident and are usually very timid when it comes to expressing our love for a lady we deeply love. Though some of us may form badoo on social media but other there, when loved up inside the room with a lady, all we discuss is Olajumoke, the bread seller, and Saraki.. Often times, when I see a lady I deeply love, the thought of approaching her troubles me that I will have to hide somewhere and will beg my friends to woo her on my behalf 8)

2. Scholars

Believe it or not, most scholars tend to have boring social life. This is because they focus on their books more than anything else. Though ladies flirt with them for academic prevalence. After graduation, some of them may not even be able to approach a lady. Na their mumsy dey woo on their behalf. The worst scenario is that some of them will bag first class and may not be able to locate where the kitty cat is, at the age of 35 . :D

3. Short Guys

Don't get this twisted cos it's not a maximum generalization that all short guys are unable to approach/woo a lady. All I'm trying to say is that, research have it that short guys are usually very confident when approaching a lady, just that they are likely to find it difficult to approach a lady who is much more taller than they are. Let's assume a guy is 5ft 10inch, approaching a lady of 6ft 2in won't be easy. Vizkiz can testify to this :D

4.Introverts

Introverts are as shy as virgin guys and are usually timid and nervous when it comes to approaching/wooing a lady. Even when some of them come across a lady they have serious crush on, for them to open their mouth in sealing the deal is a thug war of contest. Some of them cannot even decode greenlight or utilize opportunities. Some of them are usually in a boring relationship


5. Stingy Guys

The notion that Nigerian ladies are usually at the receiving end often makes me refrain myself from wooing ladies. Stingy guys are not very good in showing love because we know that no lady in her right sense of reasoning picks handsomeness over wealth. As a result of this, they employ lie to gain the love of a lady. Often times, if I have the intention of wooing a lady and she asks me for recharge card, I go just pick my slippers begin grab race.8)

6. Pastors (SU)

Though, I take exception to some pastors who are veteran wooers and can woo anything woo-able. Some of them no dey gawk themselves that they can even snatch the girlfriend/fiance of a brother in the church. When they spot a member they have interest in, they will go straight her telling her how God revealed to them she will be their wives. On the contrary, most of the pastors in Deeper life, MFM, Jehova witness are likely to be poor at approaching/ wooing ladies.

8. Grammatically Deficient Guys

Someone like me who can't construct proper English often cram and rehearse what to say before approaching a lady. Take for example, let's assume a chronic Ekiti guy like me wants to woo a Lagos babe, it's usually a thug war of contest because I will be very mindful of my grammar; I will try to fake confidence and will eventually mess up at the end of the day. Our inability to speak fluently in English often makes say ru.bbish when approaching/wooing a lady

9. Mummy's Boy

They won't say a thing while chyking a girl without mentioning their mum's name. Everything is all about their mother promised to take them to Dubai provided they score 160 in JAMB. Such ideology will make a lady have negative impression that her boyfriend is nothing but an immature boy.

10. Low Self esteemed Guys

Guys with low self esteem don't have what it takes to show their worth to a lady, therefore, they see money as the only tool or escape route to get the lady they desire. These kinds of guys are likely to find it difficult to approach/woo a lady cos their philosophy is that, money is all they need before they can ask a lady for a relationship


I drop my pen at this point


Feel free to add yours


Original Writer: Tosyne2much

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10 Lies Politicians Often Tell During Election Campaign To Deceive Nigerians

In every election season, we see a lot of fibbing by the presidential and governorship campaigns in the homestretch when the candidates contest for deception, misdirection, fact-bending, half-truths, and downright lies. In other words, Nigeria politics demands that candidates display all sorts of hypocripsy as well as lies and exaggerations because the candidate who's telling the truth has lower chances of winning, or perhaps, doesn't even have a chance at all.

However, when politicians renege on campaign promises, they are not
“being economical with the truth” but “deceiving the public in order to win an election

Without wasting time, I shall discuss the common lies Nigerian politicians often use to coerce Nigerians into voting them into power

1. I will make $1 Equal to 1 Naira

I can't but laugh each time I watch presidential election campaigns and hear candidates saying they will equate Naira to Dollars. The same promise was made by the past president to scam gullible Nigerians into voting them into power yet the current administration followed suite with the same empty promise during campaign just to solicit for votes

2. I will turn Nigeria to the United States of America

Even the ones who are only going into power to emblezzle public funds will promise to turn the Nigeria's economy to that of the United States even though they know it's almost impossible but a mere mouth promise


3. Uninterrupted Power Supply

Nearly every politician at the state and federal level promises the citizens uninterupted power supply, when in fact, it is an outwright lie. The same people who promise constant power supply will raise electricity tariff and will be using generators

4. Free/ Improved Education

Our education system is dilapidated with outdated syllabus and inadequate facilities even though we deceive ourselves claiming our respective institution is the hardest to study or bag first class/distinction and all that. In Nigeria, the motive leading people to be educate, is solely to intimidate, discriminate against the not so educated all in a bid to make them feel less of themselves.

5. Employment/ Stipends for Unemployed Graduates

The rate of joblessness is currently high yet you will see many politicians riding exotic cars and building mansions both inside and outside the country. However, joblessness has even affected the rational that they get worked up over irrelevant things and are ready to lay down their lives just to claim that "Bsc is superior to HND"; NOUN graduates are half-baked; PDP is better than APC; asun is sweeter than suya, yet they can't even boast of N1,500 in their bank accounts. During election campaigns, these candidates will promise to provide jobs for 400, 000 graduates every year even though they know that it's quite impossible. They use this statement to coerce people to vote them in

7. Prompt Payment of Pension

My dad retired two years ago and ever since then, the pension committee has been displaying a degree of nonchallant attitude toward the payment of pension to the prospective pensioners making them look like they are beggars or something. My dad even opined that some of his colleges at worked who retired nearly seven years ago are yet to collect their pension yet our politicians will promise them prompt payment of pension

8. Infrastructure Development

Nearly every prospective president and governor promises good roads, railways and renovation of bridges. Today, we hear about how people die in autocrash; tomorrow, we hear about how people suffer total incapacity as a result of our dilapidated roads yet our politicians promise good roads and will hover around with aeroplanes and helicopters everywhere.

9. Free food for all

The current government promised one square meal for every primary school pupil yet they have failed to fulfil their unrealistic promise.


10. Reduction in fuel price

Since poverty rate is high in Nigeria, politicians deceive Nigerians about reduction in fuel price and when they finally find their way into power, they will claim that the country is financially crippled and can't reduce the fuel price.

I drop my pen at this point


Written by: Tosyne2much

Email: Tosyne2much@yahoo.com

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10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Use To Woo A Lady

I was having a gist with some babes yesterday when they started making fun of how make awkward approach and this motivated me and therefore, led to the posting of this article.

I know that many of us will never admit to see a part of ourselves guilty of these things :D

10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Use To Woo A Lady

1. Your face looks familiar

This is the commonly used punchline that guys use to approach ladies and grab their attention. Take for example, if a lady schooled at Uniben and the guy that wants to approach her schooled at Lagos State university; the guy will be like; please excuse me, your face looks familiar, are you a law student at Ebonyi State university? From there, convo don start be that

2. Has anyone ever told you how Beautiful you look?

Since ladies like to be flattered, therefore, guys employ all sort of exaggerations when approaching a lady just to her attention. When ladies are being flattered, this will however reduce their chances of being bashed :D

3. Are you an okro seller? How come you keep drawing me closer?

As funny as it sounds, I have used it to trap ladies. Guys be like, I trust you sell okra cos I don't know why my heart keeps drawing close to you each time I set my eyes on you

4. Can you spare me a Minute out of your time?

Even if the guy intends to spend two hours of her time, he will always say he only demands one minute of her time. This punchline normally work when the lady is in a hurry. Don't be surprised that the one minute may turn to five hours if care is not taken :D

5. Please can you direct me to my Destination?

Some guys will pretend as if they don't know their destination and will use that as a leverage to approach a girl. For example, the guy walks up to the lady and he'd be like; hello! Please I'm going to Ekiti and don't know the right route to take. Please, how far is it? is it possible I trek from Ikeja to Ekiti? Oga go sit down jawe :D

6. Do you Stay in this area ?

I'm guilty of this one since I don't know how to approach a lady. This reminds me when I wanted to woo a new occupant in our house sometime last year. After few months of shyness whether to approach her or not. One day, I took the courage to approach her and I was like, " wooow!! I never knew we had such a pretty lady in this compound" I further inquired if she stays in this area and she was like whatdafcck !!! Haven't you been seeing me?

7. You are too Pretty to be walking under this scorching Sun.

This statement is used when a guy is driving and spots a lady. This is to blow a lady's mind and make her look like a goddess. The guy would be like, hello angel, you are too pretty to be walking under this intense sun. Can I give u a lift?:D

8. God Said you are my Wife

This method is used by religious zealous. Since they walk in realm of the Holy spirit, they often see revelations of the future happenings and this is not limited to future happenings but also their future wife. When the Holy spirit shows to them the picture of future wives, they will go directly to the lady and will tell her that God showed to me that you are my future wife. Funny enough, some smart guys who don't even know the route to church also adopt this format that the Holy spirit revealed to them to woo a particular lady.

9. Hi ! Can we be Friends?

Guys use this format so that the lady will not think they are up to something. The funniest thing is that, the person who said he only wanted to be a friend will her end up wooing her few days later :D

10. Feel free to add yours

Thanks for reading

Original writer: Tosyne2much

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10 Excuses Ladies Use To Justify Their Inability To Find Boyfriends

Studies have revealed that a generation of ladies are highly rejecting men all in favour of a life of ease and luxury. And it's believed that ladies normally enjoy the thrill of the chase by guys which gives them confidence or certainty in their beauty and market value. Therefore, it inflates their ego, giving them false sense of self importance that they tend to start misbehaving, thereby, playing kites and chess with the lives of prospective chairmen as well as kind hearted guys

No offense taken; ladies, in general, are somewhat greedy in the sense that they crave a companionship that is solely based on financial circumstances and what would profit them most.

Now to the matter; just as guys fault ladies for their inability to find girlfriends. Ladies on the other hand will also not find fault in their live style but will fault guys for their single status.

Now, I shall discuss these excuses laid by ladies for their inability to find boyfriends

10 Excuses Ladies Use To Justify Their Inability To Find Boyfriends

1. Guys can't do without Demanding for Sex

For God's sake, not all dudes insistently and peremptory request for kitty-cats in relationships; so the earlier the better for you to stop dwelling in the philosophy that all dudes cannot date a lady without tumbling beneath the sheets. Though, I can't speak for all dudes but I can at least speak for myself. I have dated quite a few number of ladies and I can tell you that I never demanded for a kiss not to talk of kitty-cat 8)

2. I don't have Time for Guys

I have overheard many ladies saying they don't have time for guys. They are like, " I don't have time for boys jawe because they aren't worth the stress" This is not a valid excuse at all and I will really like the ladies to enlighten us if there's a specific time when a lady will publicly announce that she now has time for boys

3. Guys are too Stingy

One of the favourite excuses that so many ladies use for not dating is, accusing guys of being stingy or prudent in spending on them. Well, it’s easy to say that guys are too stingy" when they
have no idea of how guys struggle to meet ends need. I can't afford to buy Brazilian hair for a lady when I know that if I add 50k to the money, I will definitely get a plot of land in Mowe or Ibafo . More so, you can't just expect a guy to hustle hard and expect him to spend his little savings on perishable things. As for me, it's not that I'm stingy or something but I have dated more than 20 ladies since 1995 and the highest amount I have ever given to a lady is just N150. Don't blame me, I'm saving for a rewarding future 8)

4. Guys are Distractions

Ladies, don't blame your inability to find boyfriends on the philosophy that guys are distraction. You are the one that is a distraction to yourself not guys. A lady who will not remain focus will not be, even though she starts using cutlass to chase men away

5. All Guys are the Same

Hey listen, I don't agree with you that all guys are promiscuous. The fact that you met a dude who revealed his true nature as sodomizing as player who deceived you, tumbled beneath the sheets and dumped you afterwards does not necessarily mean that every dude would do the same. Don't let anybody deceive you that all guys are programmed to act the same way. Not all of us cheat on ladies. Some of us are very faithful to our girlfriends

6. I will only Date When I'm Ready To Marry

What if men don't come when you are ready to marry? Do you think OLX will save you? That every Tom, Dick and Naijaboiy is chasing you does not mean that the chase will remain forever. Please stop living a life of procrastination. Don't let anybody deceive you, there's no specific time for dating

7. Men are Irresponsible

Why would you find a responsible man when you are irritating, nauseating coupled with repulsive attributes such as immoral dressing and attitude problems. The way you appear determines the quality of men you would attract. You can't dress like Cossy Orjakor and expect Pastor Adeboye to ask for your hand in marriage. Work on yourself and stop dwelling in the erroneous belief that guys are irresponsible

8. I have High Taste

I won't shy away from the fact that life is all about high taste. But it is paramount to know that everything should be done with moderation. The standard you have set for yourself might be too hard for a layman like. Lalasticlala to meet up to. This implies that you may like to have a rendezvous at Silverbird, and Lalasticlala can only afford Iya Ngozi spot

9. I've not Seen a Good Guy yetbbc

Why would you see a good guy when you are looking for a man without blemish. There are thousands of good boys both online and offline. Na you no open your eyes


10. Feel free to add yours


I drop my pen at this point

Original writer: Tosyne2much

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10 Myopic Statements Made By Ladies That Land Them Into Late Marriage

Though I'm not an expert when it comes to relationships. I'm only putting this up so as to open the eyes of our young ladies to reality

The truth of the matter is that virtually every lady wishes to marry before her mid twenties but behavioural patterns and attitude problems have deprived many of their wishes and desires.

However, we are in a country where people always fail to admit that they are responsible for their misdeed and misplaced priorities; rather, they see it as devil's attack, thereby, running from pastors to alfas, from herbalists to Guru Maraji, for marital breakthrough

Without wasting time, below are the myopic statements that land many of our ladies into late marriages

1. I can't Woo a Guy

Personally speaking and generally summarizing, ladies who utter this statements are somewhat childish and are bereft of what relationship entails. They are full of over-bloated ego and pompous not knowing that a lady is expected to always smile; be friendly and polite to guys that approach her and also respect their courage to have made an approach. Being friendly does not mean that you are a flirt and cheap to get. Though, we all know that it sounds absurd for a lady to walk up to a random guy on the street and start wooing him. But it is not a crime for a lady to tell a dude that she likes his clothings and the smell of his perfume. This is the first element of starting a convo. I know that some will even say that "God forbid I do that". Don't let pride and over-bloated ego land you in OLX :D


2. I can't Marry a Man with Small Joystick

The Bible says that everything God has made is marvelously and wonderfully made , so why condemn God's creature?. Even here on nairaland, you will discriminating against guys whose joysticks are very small. Whether it is 1.5 or 2.5 inches, it doesn't matter at all. The search of big joystick normally land our ladies in late marriage. :D


3. I can't Date a Jobless Guy

In Nigeria, ladies are naturally favoured and most times find it easier to secure jobs, unlike their male counterparts who face a lot in the labour market. Being jobless is not a stigma and does not make a man worthless or useless, so why should a lady make an outright discrimination against dudes who passed through the four walls of tertiary institutions and can't find jobs afterwards?. Ladies who utter this myopic/discriminatory statement against jobless dudes, lack rational thinking, which normally land many of them in late marriage

4. I can't Manage with any Man

Barely would you find a lady that's ready to stick to a man through thick and thin. Though life is all about standard and our standard is based on our discretion. Some will say "I can't mary a guy staying in a self contain apartment"; "I can't marry a guy who earns less than 200,000" per month; "he has just one car,,its even a Camry sef..if it were to be Range Rover, I would have managed it "Personally, my interest in a lady dwindles the moment she says she can't manage with a man but an already made man. Evidence has it that ladies who often utter this statement, at the end of the day, settle down for less

5. My Husband must be Tall, Handsome, Chubby, etc

For God's sake, stopping being misled by Nollywood movies. Stop searching for a tall, handsome and men with six packs. This will not put food on the table. Of course, those qualities are okay but these unrealistic pictures of dark, tall, chubby and handsome dudes may keep you waiting unnecessarily; these men may not even come and ask for your hand in marriage and before you know it, you are already 37 years old.. So be wise; if you find a kind hearted man that truly loves you and that gives you peace and happiness, don't hesitate to marry him. It doesn't matter if your husband is as short as Wristbangle, Ronald4lif or Lalasticlala :D abeg na joke ooooo

6. I can't wash my Husband's clothes

I was astonished when I heard a lady saying she's not a maid and definitely can't wash her husband's clothes. On a very serious note, no guy in his right sense of reasoning will walk down the aisle with a lady of this absurd mentality. She's certainly not ready for marriage

7. I don't take Nonsense

Some ladies have bad character and are known as miss [b] no-nonsense [/b] in their ocality; they cannot relate well with men; they disrespect their toasters anyhow, they shout at their boyfriends, mothers and hostel mates anyhow; they are quick to embarrass people whether they are right or wrong. They are not married yet they will be saying how they will thrash out their mother-in-laws who tries any poo with them. Such ladies can only have boyfriends but it will be quite difficult for them to have husbands. If you display the aforementioned acts, men will only date you because of sex, but will not marry you. Men will only date you because you are beautiful and sexy and they will only use you to calm their konji. But when it is time for him to get married, they will dump you and choose another girl that has a good character and well-cultured

8. I won't Respect my Husband if I'm Richer than Him

Another myopic and irrational statement made by many ladies. If we should go by this statement, does it mean that a man should try to as much as possible to deprive his wife from attaining greatness in life just because he doesn't want her to be richer than he is ? Ladies who utter this statement are delusional in thinking, hence, putting them in a position where they find it hard to find a man that would settle down with them. These categories of ladies will never bow for their husbands whether they are richer or their husbands are richer

9. I can't marry a man who doesn't Work in Shell or Chevron

Yesterday, I felt so embarrassed when I was having a gist with a lady and she said she can't marry a man who doesn't earn up to 500k per month and I was like, you will end up living the rest of your life in your parents' house.

10. My Wedding must be an Elaborate one

Perhaps you have attended wedding ceremonies of friends who lavished money like there's no tomorrow. Mind you, life is not a bed of roses. An elaborate wedding will not guarantee a fulfilling life after marriage. Our parents didn't spend extravagantly on their wedding yet they are living to reap the fruit of their endurance. This reminds me of a lady who nearly stabbed my uncle to death just because he said he wanted a low key and less extravagant wedding.

Let those who have ears hear


I drop my pen at this point


Original Writer: Tosyne2much  

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10 Categories of Guys Ladies Desperately Chase For Marriage

It takes the grace of God to find a Nigerian lady that doesn't desire these categories of men


10 Categories of Guys Ladies Desperately Chase For Marriage

1. Guys Living Abroad

I believe this assertion is 100% valid. Most often than, ladies normally develop sudden interest in a man the moment the are told he's from a foreign contry such as United States or United Kingdom :D

2. Guys who are Working in Oil Companies

Just pray that the toaster of your proclaimed girlfriend is not working in Shell and Chevron, if not, just wave goodbye to her, cos your chances of being dumped is on the high side. However, when ladies are in relationships and are being wooed by these categories of guys, they will start enforcing marriage plans on you, asking questions like "when are you coming to see my parents?"; "our courtship is taking too long, who am I to you ?"


3. Artists

This reminds me when I took my ex for a show and she fainted when Small Doctor was performing on stage, and I felt so embarrassed in the midst of my friends. Research and findings have it that many of our ladies wouldn't hesitate to marry celebrities. Whether, Saheed Osupa, Charlie Boy, Osofia, they don't care :D

4. Pilots

Even the ladies who are always claiming hard to get, will be the ones to chase these men


5. Politicians

Some ladies will claim they can't marry politicians, (believe them at your peril) even though they don't mind becoming the second wife of these men. Sometimes, you will see a politician of 70 years bleeping a lady you cannot even think of dating. E.g, Adams Oshiomole, Alao Akala, Alafin of Oyo, etc :D

6. Footballers

Whether short or tall, in as much as you are an international footballer, ladies don't care. Whether you are Seyi Olofijana, Ahmed Musa, Taribo West, Sani Keita, they don't care

7. Car Dealers

These ones are also not exempted. They hold the ladies attention like no one else. Ladies believe these men are rich, therefore, they pray to be wooed by these men :D

8. Importers and Exporters

Especially those Igbo boys Importing goods in containers. Ladies no dey let dem rest. Alaba boys I throway salute ooooo :D


9. Doctors

My friend who happens to be a medical doctor often complains of how ladies disturb him for marriage every now and then. You would always see his phone ringing every second.


10. Feel free to add yours

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10 Ways Ladies Frustrate The Life of Short Guys

Note Don't get this twisted cos I'm not trying to say that being short is a stigma. It's just the discrepancy between the short and tall dudes

Lemme keep the ball bouncing


10 Ways Ladies Frustrate The Life of Short Guys

1. They are seen as being Troublesome

Yoruba people often say, "eyan kukuru bilisi" meaning "short people are stereotyped aggressive and troublesome". Though I don't know if this is scientifically proven but evidence has it that they don't give up in arguments, they are temperamental people, they won't hesitate to use cutlass on you when they go angry especially when you intimidate them by your height. This notion sometimes make ladies decline us which can be so frustrating :D

2. Ladies mainly consider Money before dating Short Guys

Let's not deceive ourselves here. Aki and Paw Paw and other short Nigerian celebrities who bear physical resemblance with dwarf wouldn't have found it easy to marry if not for their fame, riches and wealth. If a guy is extremely short, he has to strive so hard to make money, if not, ladies no go even look him side at all :D


3. They are unjustly Discriminated

When you woo some ladies that are taller than you are, they will table the matter in the midst of their friends and will be like, "imagine Vizkiz, that short thing wooing me". This reminds me of a lady I added on whatsapp. We got chatting and I wooed her. To my surprise she updated her status immediately. "I have no passion for short dudes".

4. Ladies often say their kids will be also short

I'm sure that an average short dude hates to hear this statement. As a short dude, I also get angry when ladies say they can't marry a short man because their kids may end up being short. I don't know if this is medically proven but I hate to hear when ladies say they prefer tall dudes to short dudes for the sake of their childrens' height

5. They are being Bashed

Na so I enter inside GTB yesterday go withdraw the last N1, 000 wey dey my account on counter when I sighted this tall pretty lady filling her teller, I was fascinated by her beauty and I couldn't but take a bold step to talk to her. Before I said hi, she said interrupted saying " don't even try it cos I won't listen to you". I was so embarrassed and felt like the ground should open swallow me up cos both customers, workers, cleaners and the bank manager were all looking at me and were shaking their heads pitifully


6. Ladies think Short Dudes are not presentable enough

YES ! Especially when we don't have to money to compliment our shortness, we are not presentable to them and their friends, hence, they may not consider dating us. Ladies like guys whose stature overshadow theirs 8)

7. Ladies place so much emphasis on Tall Dudes

Go and make a research and you would find out that 90% of ladies prefer their men to be taller than them. While the remaining 10% may choose short dudes due to their discretion and circumstances. This is one the frustration we face from the ladies

8. Ladies see them as Unpredictable fellow

An average short man can commit murder if he catches his girlfriend with another dude. They are usually unpredictable. A lady who accepts to go into a relationship with them must be totally submissive and dare not cheat otherwise, Lalasticlala will end up pushing her story to the FP after she has been dealt with

9. Ladies refer to them as Kitty-cat freaks

As funny as it sounds, you might have heard it. A lady once told me that she wouldn't date me cos short dudes are always after kitty-cat, and that they normally have small joystick :D

10. Feel free to add the last one

I drop my pen at this point

Originally written by Tosyne2much

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10 Statements Ladies Often Make Just To Appear Decent Before Guys

Note I'm not trying to say that any lady that utters any of the listed statement, is telling lies. It's just the statement an average lady utters just to appear decent before guys

Lemme keep the ball rollling

1. I don't visit guys

I don't know if you have noticed this. I have overheard quite a few number of ladies saying they barely visit guys. Whether it's true or not, they utter this statement in order to appear decent before guys

2. Se× Is not food ?

Many ladies often utter this statement especially when intimate discussion arises. When guys complain about their girlfriends depriving them of sex, ladies will be like "is se× food?" Whether ladies like se× or not, they often make this statement just to look like they detest se×. *If I hear *


3. I don't like going to eateries

Some of them always claim they don't fancy fried rice, shawama, ice cream, burger, etc. Though, this might just be a sarcastic statement, but many of them utter it just to look decent. A lady once told me that she hated going to eateries. I took her there, only for her to order pepper soup, fried rice ice cream, etc.

4. I don't fancy make-up

I'm yet to see a lady that will agree to the fact that her beauty lies in the illusion caused by make-up. Even though some of them paint their faces the way we used to colour our drawing book when in Kingdagarten, the will still claim they don't fancy make-up


5. I don't ask guys for Money

I have come to conclusion that many ladies utter this statement just to earn the respect of guys.. Virtually all ladies claim they don't ask guys for money, when in fact, it's a pure lie. Some of them will be like, I have never for once asked my ex or guys for money. Don't be deceived cos when you date them, reverse might just be the statement

5. I'm just doing this because I Love you

The stiffness some of them perform when you make advances, is likened to breaking into world bank. Some will even stiffen their moans during bleeping so that the guy will not think they are enjoying it

6. I'm God fearing

Even the ones hovering at every beef palour, eateries, hotel, suya and pepper joint, will say they are God fearing and also need God fearing men


7. I don't double date

Before I gave my life to Christ, I dated a lady that claimed she hated cheating on her man. I couldn't believe my eyes when I caught her doing otherwise. Some of them actually cheat but will make remarkable comment about themselves just to look decent


8. I don't give my numbers to strangers

I don't know how to explain this. But many of them say this even when it's not necessary


9. I don't reply Pms/mails

This is common on social media. You will see updates like, " I don't reply pms because I'm not looking for a boyfriend", "don't even bother to mail me because I won't reply. This is just to show their online folks that they are decent


10. Feel free to add the last one


Original writer: Tosyne2much

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10 Things Broke Guys Normally Use To Entertain Female Visitors

I think I'm in the best position to come up with this kind of write-up. This is because I belong we know how to manoeuvre our way out when broke


[b] NOTE: [/b] That a guy offers any of the aforementioned items does not necessarily mean it's a yardstick for being broke, but most often than not, it's one of those things we are talking about :D. This write-up contains exaggerations to a large extent


*Clear throat*

I shall discuss things broke guys normally use to entertain female visitors


10 Things Broke Guys Use To Entertain Female Visitor


1. Gala and Soft drink

Undoubtedly, gala and soft drink are what a proportion of broke guys normally use to entertain their female visitors


2. Egg-roll and Pure Water.

Some of them will take their female visitor to an eatery and will go to the counter themselves and order for her, without even asking her what she would like to take or not. These kinds of dudes are most likely to order snacks such as egg-roll, meat pie, and soft drinks

3. Concotion Rice

This reminds me of a time a lady visited me in school. Make I no lie, na N50 remain for my hand that day after buying a bottle of kerosene used to cook concotion rice. I inquired what I should offer her and said she had no appetite. I smiled to God for answering my prayers. After about three hours, she said I should get her shawama and I began to sweat profusely. I couldn't but serve her my concotion rice

4. Viju Milk and Cabin Biscuit

As funny as it sounds, some use it


5. Garri

As funny as it sounds, I'm guilty of this. I have once offered garri to my female visitor. Make una no blame me ooooo, na my pocket empty that day ooooo 8)

6. Malt

Some will give her only malt without adding anything to it. They already assume she will not eat even if they offer her food, so dem no go kuku ask


7. Indomie and Egg

Ronald4lif can bear me witness that he used to do this before his life changed for good

8. They offer Nothing

For the broke ones who are very smart, will resort to entertain her by acting like clowns. However, they will start acting like Papa Ajasco so that the lady will laugh till she leaves


9. They Borrow Generator

For those who have generation, they will borrow money to buy petrol, and for those who don't have, they will borrow their friend's generator. They will entertain her with movies


10 Ladies, feel free to add the last one


Original writer: Tosyne2much


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10 Benefits of Being Ugly As A Lady

I have seen many articles on the merits attached to being a beautiful and an adorable lady, so I decide to come up with this counter thread.

To a broad view, beauty and ugliness has its good and derogatory sides, and I trust that many of us must have read so many write-ups about the favour, undisputed attention and preferential treatments beautiful ladies often receive.

As a general rule, they say beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder but let's not deceive ourselves; the eyes of the beholder or not, it does not change the fact that some ladies are below the beauty level. (Can dwarf be regarded as a tall person?)

Note: This is not a generalization of ugly ladies, but an average sizable number of them.

Lemme keep the ball rolling 8)


10 Benefits of Being Ugly As A Lady


1. Higher Chances Of Virginity Retention Till Marriage

This may be true but not so true. Though ugliness is not a determinant of a keeping one's virginity or abstain from s*x, but to a minimum extent, when a lady is extraordinary ugly, she's most like not to be the chase of kitty-cat obsessed guys flooding every street, hence, making her lack the opportunity of getting laid


2. Less Promiscuous

When a lady is very ugly/not pretty, there's high probability that she will have few number of toasters stalking her both online and offline, and this might make her stay focused in her academics and other things, unlike beautiful ladies on campuses who are being swayed and distracted by the chases from their fellow students or lectures, hence, making the lose focus in their academic pursuit.

3. High Chances of Finding True Love

This is to say that any guy that asks her for a relationship see beyond her mere look of a lady, and he's likely to love her against all odds even though her friends castigate him saying "so na that sukurat wey no even fine u dey date now?" This reminds me of the way Makinde rebuked me when I asked a lady with a terrible tribal mark on her face on a date

4. She May Not Have Trust Issues In Her Relationship

Since her boyfriend knows deep down in his mind that his girlfriend is not in any way pretty, he might be in Abuja while she's in Zamfara, he need not worry about someone else bleeping his girlfriend. :D

5. Well Cultured/Behaved

Yoruba adage says, "if a lady is not pretty, at least she should be well cultured/behaved so that people can see beyond her looks. From this adage, we can deduce that, to a large extent, ugly ladies are somewhat well cultured/behaved (though not all), unlike pretty ladies who are stereotyped to be pompous and proud

6. Little Or No Gold Digging Habit

My research and findings have shown that not so pretty ladies barely gold-dig guys, because the chances is very slim. Many at times, money is not their criteria for choosing a guy

7. Financial Benefits

A beautiful girl financial approach is more likely to be turned down unlike that of an ugly girl. The suffering is already hidden behind the beauty, but even if an ugly girl is financially stable and she tells you the opposite, you'd believe cos the look itself is already poor

8. Less Spending

An ugly girl is less concerned about her looks/body. Not like beautiful girls, who are always consious about their face, skin etc. Some ugly girls save more that beautiful girls. They've got plans of doing other things with money rather than spending it on their looks. A beautiful girl can even go hungry just to keep the beauty going

9. Public Stare

An ugly is free from public stare cos no one would wanna keep staring at an unpleasant front and back side. They move freely, unlike the beautiful ones who are always scared of going out cos of the stare/public harassment. Reminds me of a beautiful girl in high heels shoe. The public stare was unbearable for her, she mistook a step, and fell flat to the ground. What an embarrasement! At such, ugly girls gat no worries. They are free to do the ''Naomi Campbell'' walk without people staring


[b] Feel free to add the last one [/b]

I drop my pen at this point


Oyah keep throwing chairs and stones :P

Runs out of thread

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10 Categories Of Ladies You Should Not Woo If You Are a Broke Guy

You may call this female bashing thread, but the truth of the matter is that, if you if ain't deficient in thinking, you will know that many of these things are nothing but the bitter truth

Without deceiving ourselves, there are certain categories of ladies that will turn you down in a wink no matter your level of confident, your talents, your certificate, dress sense and all that. Even the chances of a broke PhD holder dating them is liken to Bode George's refusal to refund the billions of naira he embezzled

Without wasting time, let's get to business 8)

10 Categories Of Ladies You Should Not Woo If You Are a Broke Guy


1. Ladies Who Are Obsessed With Suya

Pls don't get this twisted. There's nothing actually wrong being suya lover, but the truth of the matter is that, you will see some ladies hanging at every suya joint. These categories of ladies will suya-zone you when you woo them. it's better you run for your life

2. Ladies Who Keep Sugar Daddies [

They roll with yahoo boys, 419s, sugar daddies and politicians. Wetin u wan use impress these kind ladies ? Money is being splashed on them that they see every other dude as people who are not of God's creation. When I come in contact with these kinds of ladies, I bet Usain Bold will not catch up with me

3. Ladies Who Are Obsessed With Marriage

These categories of ladies are not spiritually inclined but they can foretell the future accurately than T. B Joshua. By mere looking, they can tell if your future will be bright or not. There's no point asking these ladies for a relationship if you are still that broke dude living from hand to mouth

4. Ladies Who Are Voracious In Nature

It's very shameful that when you invite some ladies on a date, they will come with their friends, if possible they can even bring their maid along. However, these ladies lack composure that waiters will be shaking their heads in disappointment. They will order for shawama, friend rice and chicken, juice, ice cream, cake and will eat as if there's famine in the land. You should run faster than Usain Bolt when you notice these habit in ladies because they will screw you up and drop you when your cash no longer flows

5. Ladies Who Are Fashion Freaks

Having high taste in fashion and wearing good clothing is not a bad idea, but some are so obsessed with artificial parameters, that is, looking natural is a taboo to them. Even if they wake up by 7am, before taking their bath, they will apply make-up before stepping out of their compound. Funny enough, despite the application of facial parameters they wear on their skin, many of them will end up looking like Papa Ajasco. Oooboi na to run from these categories of babes oooo ;D


6. Ladies Who Show No Appreciation For Gesture

During last week's lecture (psychology) which main thrust centred on [b] "A GESTURE OF APPRECIATION [/b]; a controversial issue arose, and I was so astonished that the higher percentage of ladies in my class said that they will never call a guy who sends them N100 recharge card, but will manage to call or flash a dude who sends N500+ recharge card. This almost resulted in chaos and I couldn't but shook my head for those ladies. There's no point dating ladies with this mentality

7. Ladies That Change Their Dps 50 Times A Day

Either you agree with me or not, apart from the fact that some ladies are photo freak, some are immature that they change their display pictures up to 30times daily. However, they do that to show their taste in fashion, level of exposure and their level of sophistication. These categories of ladies are scum in my personal opinion

8. Lazy Girls

When a lady is very lazy, she sees every man who comes her way as a messiah that she will mount her financial need on. They are so lazy that they don't venture into skill acquisition exercise. They know nothing about bead making, hair dressing, baking, manicure and pedicure. These categories of ladies have the mentality of "a real man should always provide the need of his girlfriend".

9. Party Freak

It's a good thing to rejoice with people who are celebrating, but note that not every lady attend other people's party with the intention of celebrating with them. However, some are so freaked that they will be the first to buy aso igbeyawo (wedding clothes) of people they barely know. They will dress gorgeous even more than the bride. You will see them disturbing photographers as if their lives depend on them. They will later take to their BBM, whatsapp, facebook and will flaunt their styles. These ladies will bash broke hustling dudes even if they hold Diploma or Bachelor's degree


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10 Ways Guys Harshly Treat A Lady Who Scam Them Yet Deprives Them Of Sex b

In the world of today, most ladies now run the latest version of gold digging. However, they may have no atom of feelings for you but they will want to screw you up, collect your money and will give flimsy excuses when the time for sex knocks at the door. Some will lie about being virgins; menstrual pain, no in the mood and when you fall for the trick, they will tag you a maga.

No time for bullshit. Lemme keep the ball rolling 8)

10 Ways Guys Harshly Treat A Lady Who Scam Them Yet Deprives Them Of Sex

1. He Shares Her Nude Pictures on Social Media

I believe we must have seen leaked videos on social media. Sometimes, I do not blame dudes who expose ladies' nude pictures. When the nude pictures of a lady is being exposed, you will see ladies raining curses on the dude that exposed it without knowing the room of the matter; though there's no reason whatsoever to justify why a guy should leak a lady's nude picture, but the questions we should ask is, what has the lady done to deserve that? Sadly, some of them deserve that

2. He Gets Her Drunk

I count remember a time when my erstwhile villa mate got a lady drunk just to get under her skirt. This was because the lady in question has gold-dug his life out and always denied him of entry.

3. He Tells His Friends

Some ladies will laugh romantically when receiving your money but squeeze their faces like someone who took yoyo bitters when you ask for sex. The might tell his friends about it and they will give his strategies. A proverb says "you should act like a monkey when you want to catch a monkey

4. Soaks Her Clothes In The Water

Even some so called matured can act childish just to take revenge. During the era of 2go, a friend on 2go told me that having spent all his income on this lady, the lady denied him of sex the day she paid him a visit, and he had no choice than take off her top and soak it in the water.. This is to make her sleep over. Hahaha :D

5. He Promises To Marry Her

No guy likes to be robbed you know ? :D.. A guy can go to any length to make sure he pays a lady back in her own coin. He might promise to marry the gold digging lady and even appear before her parents. When he finds his way under her skirt, he waves goodbye 8)

6. He Uses Jaz ( Juju)

This sounds like an exaggeration but it's not. Those who are frustrated will consult a herbalist for charm, use it on the lady and the rest is history

7. He Drives Her Out Of His House At Midnight

Some ladies will say this is cruel but how can someone enjoy the riches of the garden of Eden yet you say LOVE is not SEX. He bought an iphone5 for you, you didn't complain; you needed huge amount of money for your upkeep and he gave you the money. At the end of the day, you passed the night at his place and he initiated sex but you told him you are not for that. He felt he had been duped and drove you out of his house in the middle of the night. You proceeded to social media, saying guys are wicked

8. He Rapes Her

I believe this is very common in the world of today. When a lady has been gold digging a guy and yet denies him of sex, frustration might however make the guy resort to rape her

9. He Takes Her At The Rendezvous & Disappears [/b]
I have witnessed a scene when a guy took a lady at the rendezvous in an eatery. The lady in question was actually feeding as if there's famine in the land. (As she dey order for pepper soup, na hin she dey order for shawama). The dude had to take an excuse and ran for his dear life :D. I felt sorry for the lady cos she was humiliated by the waiters

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10 hilarious Ways Guys Act When A Lady Is Not Interested In Dating Them

Many guys (especially those who hold themselves in high esteem) see it as a slap on their face when they take a bold step to woo that lady they have been fantacizing who turned them down in a wink.

However, when ladies turn us down, we feel like life goes on, but deep within us, it sometimes trigger hatred and jealousy (though this is not a general assertion)

You might have outgrown these acts, but I'm sure you were once guilty of them especially when MEN were BOYS

We do not have all day, so lemme keep the ball rolling


10 hilarious Ways Guys Act When A Lady Is Not Interested In Dating Them


1. He Bad-Mouth Her

The best way guys consolate themselves when a lady turn them down is bad mouth her and talk about stooping so low to have asked her out in the first place. You will hear something like "I blame myself to have stooped so low to dey toast dis yeye girl wey no even make sense at all. She no even worth am at all. *Oga park well jawe* :D

2. He Gives Her Phone Number To His Friend Who Is A Badoo

When she turns him down, he gives her phone number to his friend who is veteran toaster telling he can bet his life on it that that the in question is definitely going to turn him down.

3. He Acts Like She Doesn't Exist

On a normal day, when he's in the midst of his friends and sights her first, he signals and walks up to her, but when she has turned him down, he pretends as if he didn't see her when he spots her. Even if his friend tells him, Ronald4lif see your babe now, he will be like, I no just want make she see me jawe :D

[ 4. He Hangs Around With Other Ladies

Once the lady turns down his advances, you will see him walking and talking to a beautiful lady whom he has no romantic relationship with. You will see him holding her hand.. *Oga no be your babe she be jhor* This is just to make her feel that he's got high taste in babes

5. He Discourages Other Dudes From Wooing Her

Just because his advances has been turned down, he gives other people reasons why they should avoid her cos she's ill-mannered and she definitely not worth the chase

6. Jealousy Overwhelms Him

When she turns him down, he acts like "Life goes on". The funniest thing is that, happiness is printed all over his face when spots her boyfriend and realizes he's a very poor ugly dude, but when he spots her boyfriends and realizes that he's a very handsome dude rich dude, jealousy overwhelms him :D

7. He Stops Asking Her Out

Not all guys ask a lady out over and over again. When he asks her out and she refuses, he will stop ringing her up. But the funniest thing is that his heart beats in fear each time his phone rings, even if na him popsy dey call am :D

8. He Moves With Classic Dudes Just To Make Her Feel She Has Lost A Rich Dude

He might not really be in a good rapport with those classic dudes but when he sees the girl around, he will mingle with those guys and talk to them as if they his hommies. This is just to make her feel that he mingles with classic dudes :D

9. He Makes Friend When Her Friends

I don't know if I'm the only one that has done this. He will suddenly become close to her friend and makes her a companion. This is just to make her jealous


Written by: Toysne2much

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