10 Signs That Witches And Wizards Followed You To Church On Sunday

When you begin to notice these signs, the witches and wizards in your village followed you to church.

1. When the customer you defrauded is the guest preacher in your church and he sets his eyes on you

2. If you're sex chatting during the sermon because you ain't feeling it, only for you to mistakenly send your unclad picture to the church whatsapp group thinking it was the person you're sex chatting with.

3. As the youth pastor of your church, you asked the people to embark on three days rigorous dry fasting, only for you to vomit pounded yam and egusi soup the last day

4. If you stepped out to give testimony about how God delivered you from fornication, only for you to take a step back to your seat and a packet of Gold circle condom drops from your pocket

5. When you bring your tithe to church on Sunday, only to take an excuse from the ushers and headed straight to Bet9ja shop to blow your tithe




6. Wen you refuse to open the door on Saturday morning for a visitor thinking it's Jehovah witness people, only to get to church on Sunday and sister Janet shares a testimony about how an ignorant person he visited missed his blessing.

7. When u are invited to climb the podium and address the youths, only to realise the congregation is full of pretty and well-shaped babes and you begin to have an errection

8. During sermon, if an invited pastor points to you telling that you fornicated before coming to church. Meanwhile your parents and other family members dey beside you oooo

9. If your you girlfriend storms into the church during your wedding with pictorial evidence of the pregnancy test and abortion she did for you

10. If you want to give N50 as offering, only to dip your hand into your pocket and gave the N1, 000 you want to give a debtor

I drop my pen at this point

Feel free to add yours

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10 Excuses Born-Again Christian Brothers Make When They Can't Woo Ladies

These are the excuses born again brothers often give to justify their inability to woo ladies

1. I'm looking into God's eyes

It's very funny that some born again brothers consider it as a sin to approach a woman for a relationship but will keep disturbing God to woo ladies for them so that the lady will walk up to them. When you ask these men if they're in relationships, they will blame God for delaying them in choosing the right person

2. "Women are Evil"

Some born again brothers paint ladies bad and will even discourage other people from being in relationships, if not, they will not make heaven. This is an excuse is often used to justify their inability to approach ladies
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3. We are not allowed to have girlfriends in my church

Some of them will even tell you that their people will blame their church kick against having girlfriends. This is very common with Deeper Life members

4. "I don't want to Commit Fornication"

It's very funny that some born brother dwell in the mentality that every relationship will lead to sex, therefore, they will say they don't want to be in a relationship because they don't want to commit to fornication.

5. "God has not shown to me who to woo

Although, God works in a mysterious way but never despise your own role. If you like fold your arms from now till next week, God will never come down to woo a lady for any man.

6. "I don't want to lose Heaven

Just because some of them are too scared to woo a lady, they will always give reasons as to why they don't need women in their lives because they don't want to lose heaven

7. I haven't met a lady that suits my taste

Some of them can't approach ladies but will lie that they haven't met a lady that suit their taste. They will say they want ladies that has 1,000 qualities which they have not found

8. "I will only woo a lady when I'm ready to marry

I find this statement very hilarious each time I hear it. Sometimes, I ask those who utter this statement if there's a specific age and time for wooing a lady

9. "I am a Dedicated Worker in My Church"

Another excuses given by born again guys to justify their inability to walk up to a lady to express their love is that, their position in church grown against having a future partner.

10. I don't have time for Ladies

This statement is not true because there's no specific time written on the forehead to look for life a partner

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10 Categories Of People That Regularly Patronize Native Doctors

I was actually reminiscing about the past when I used to be a regular patronizer of babalawo, and this provided me with an incentive that led to the posting of this article. Anyway, the Bible says when a man is in Christ, he's a new creature. Behold old things are past away 8)

Without wasting your time, below are the categories of people that are regular patronizers of herbalists

1. Politicians

In Nigeria, politics is never a child's play. That's why 99.9% (please don't ask me the source of my statistics) of people who want to prevail in the game of politicsoften go through one or two forms of rituals to be famous, for protection against unexpected harms and dangers that may arise, to curse/crush their rivals and for known other cause. Like one of my lecturers always said before he bit the dust; an average politician in Nigeria is deadly and can kill to get his way to the top.

2. Runs Girls/ Prostitutes

Gone are those days when we used to hear stories of how prostitutes were used for rituals. But now, if care is not duly taken prostitutes will be the one to use their patronizers for rituals or use their fortune. Besides that, they sometimes patronise the herbalists knowing their lives are in jeopardy as regards their nature of job, they seek herbalists' help for protection against potential ritual, diseases, destiny-rippers and sometimes unfortunate beings. To all prostitutes patronizers in the house, If you are very observant, you should have noticed different mark of incisions on their body.


3. Over-Jealous Girlfriends

Whether you believe me or not, some extremely jealous ladies who want nothing to keep their men only loyal to themselves seek the help of herbalists just to tie their men down; especially when they know that their boyfriends cannot be trusted and may propose to another lady, therefore, they do all sort of things to keep these men. Some, however, seek native doctors to render the joysticks of their finace impotent the moment they intend to make out with other ladies or bleep other kitty-cats.

4. Yahoo Boys

Whether you believe me or not, the larger percent of yahoo boy consult herbalists for effective work flow and make them un arrestable. This reminds me when I went to a herbalist's abode sometime a decade. You need to see the way the herbalist quickly discharged me immediately this yahoo boy stepped in. I guess this was because the baba don know say shi-shi no go comot for my pocket.

5. African Footballers

These ones are always hovering at herbalists domain, especially those ones that want to climb the ladder of success in their football career. This is common with Nigerian, Togolese and Senegalese players. The funniest part is that, upon all their rituals to get to the top, they won't score more than two goals in a season; no award for the year; no nomination, neither will they win a trophy sef. E.g T*r*b* West

6. Street Fighters/ Thugs

This reminds me when I used to be a thug on the street. I and my fellow thugs used to consult various herbalists to make charms for us so that we will be invulnerable to gun shot and bottle when chaos arises

7. Husband Snatchers

This assertion may not be 100% valid, but to a reasonable extent, it is. I have seen desperate husband snatchers patronizing herbalists so as to snatch the husband of another woman.

8. Fake Pastors

The Bible already predicted that many pastors will arise and use His name to perform signs and wonders. Some of them are always twisting the word of God in such a way that it will bring money to their pockets. They are always preaching about money and success every now and then. These people patronize various herbalists for powers to perform miracles just to scam gullible christians

9. Traditional Leaders

In Nigeria, I'm yet to see a traditional leader that is not fetish. However, they patronise various herbalists every now and then to appease to the gods or for a successful tenure.


10. Celebrities

This is common with many of our hip hop artistes but most common among fuji artistes. Before the fame, they patronize the babalawo for being known from all circle of life. After the fame, with regard to nature of fuji music demands that singers should protect themselves from invincible arrows and other spiritual weapons being channelled by their rivals. That's why they always patronize herbalist so that they can prevail and last longer in their music career.

Feel free to add yours 8)


Written by: Tosyne2much

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10 Signs That Witches And Wizards Followed You To Church On Sunday

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10 Ways Sinners Celebrate Easter

The death, burial and resurrection of Jesus which signifies the payment for the penalty of our sins, thus, purchasing for all who believe in him, eternal life in Christ Jesus.

Easter period, which is supposed to be a time when Christians truly celebrate the resurrection of Jesus, rather, they they engage in all sort of immoral acts such as scamming, womanizing, partying, clubbing and with the notion that they are celebrating the resurrection of Jesus Christ

Without wasting time, below are the ways sinners celebrate Easter.

1. Guys patronize Prostitutes

It's very pathetic that during Easter period, some youths will save up their hard earned money and will squander it on prostitutes with the notion that they are celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ. In as much as I don't patronise these people, at least, I have friends who indulge in this silly and shameful act

2. They Drink Beer and smoke Indian hemp as merriment

This is the time when beer palour normally record a large number of patronizers. You see various sinners devouring turkey with their left hands with turkey on their right hands at pepper soup joint :D

3. Runs Girls Rendezvous at exotic places with Rich Men

During this period, the demand for runs girls is usually on the increase, therefore, you will see them hovering at hotels, parties and shows just to attract interested and the best of chairmen :D

4. Guys Invite their Girlfriends for sex

This is how an average Nigerian guy celebrates Easter. They will invite their girlfriends for marathon sex. Some guys will use viagra prior to her arrival and by the time the lady refused to show up they will resort to masturbating so as to relief their erected joystick.

5. They go to club house

Another way sinners celebrate Easter is that they go to club, drink and dance their lives out from dusk till dawn

6. Thugs/Policemen create road blocks to collect money from car Owners

This is usually common with thugs as well as policemen. You will see them barricade the roads and will not give way to vehicles unless they are being paid their Easter entitlement :D

7. Ladies Scam Guys For Money

Another way greedy ladies celebrate Easter is that they hide under the canopy of Easter celebration scamming men for money. Some are even ready to offer their kitty-cats as compensation

8. Fake Pastors Rob their members of their Tithes and Offering

Fake pastors also celebrate Easter by scamming gullible church members, using Bible verses to scare them to sow into the church for the resurrection of Jesus after which they will load the money into their pockets and will be riding exotic cars. May God arrest these people using Jesus to scam

9. They celebrate their girlfriends instead of Jesus Christ

Instead of them to upload the pictures of Jesus Christ, they will upload the pictures of their girlfriends adoring and heaping praises on her


10. Guys Womanize on social media

I used to be guilty of this act before I gave my life to Jesus. During the period of Easter guys are usually found on social media e.g, nairaland, facebook, twitter and the likes, hunt for ladies to celebrate Easter with. Cutehector and Lalasticlala are guilty of this


Feel free to add yours


Original Writer: Tosyne2much

Have fun 8)


May God forgive all us 8)

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10 Categories Of Jobs That Deplete People's Chances Of Making Heaven

1. Politics

Even though the Bible says we should not judge others; personally speaking and generally summarizing, our politicians have little chances of making heaven. This is because it is dirty world on its own where all sorts of atrocities are performed. One of my lectures, before he passed on, always said that an average politician is a looter and can kill

2. Police

We all know that the larger percent of our policemen are very cunning and dubious. They are always using devious ways to get money. Some of them arrest innocent civilians on the streets and will force them to write report of guilt. To find a policemen who doesn't accept bribe, is likened to finding the actual amount of money looted by GEJ during tenure


3. NEPA

Next in rank are NEPA officials. These ones share the same characteristics with the police. NEPA officials, who occupy top positions are always very rich. This is because they collect bribes, manipulate figures of paid electricity bills

4. Yahoo Yahoo

"Yahoo yahoo" is a modernised name for 419. Since it is what people venture into which puts food on their tables, then it can be said to be a job to them :D . These people will always justify their 419 acts, saying that they are collecting back their money from the whites who milked us dry of our crude oil during the colonial era. This people have little chances of making heaven

5. Phone sellers

Especially those you will see at Computer village selling stolen phones on the street. They will lie that their brother from the UK sent the phones to them. Some of them will scam package a with fufu and will scam you

6. Lecturing

This may not be 100% valid. It's very difficult to find a lecturer in our tertiary institutions who doesn't at least womanize nor accept bribe. However, some of the don't womanizer but accept bribes and vice versa. Their chances of making heaven is quite slim

7. Banking Jobs

Bankers are also have little chances of making heaven. This is because most of our bankers also use duress to flirt with co-workers and customers. Let's not forget the fact that some of them withdraw money from customers from huge account balance just because they know the customer won't notice it. The last time N300 vanished from my account, I proceeded to the manager's office and started raining curses on him

8. Customer Care

These people are naturally born liars. Especially MTN customer agents who will lie to you when you complain about the deductions from your account. They will lie to you that the machine for running through your account is not coming up, and that you should give a call back in the next 24 hours. If I hear


9. Blogging/Journalism

These people will always come up with cooked up stories just to attract views.

10. Fell free to add yours


I drop my pen at this point

May God help us all

Happy Sunday fellas 8)

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10 Sermons That Makes The Congregation Dislike Their Pastors

As a very good observer, I have been able to observe that there are sermons that makes people develop antipathy feelings for their pastors which I shall discuss

Note: this is NOT a generalization of all Christians/believers. But if we should face the truth here, you might think that only the unbelievers are guilty of these acts, but I can assure you that even some acclaimed born again christians are not exempted

May God help us all

10 Sermons That Makes The Congregation Dislike Their Pastors


1. Prompt payment of Tithes

The payment of tithe has been causing controversy amongst christians for a very long time. You will see them looking for Bible verses that contradicts the payment of tithes, hence, twisting the Bible just to justify their stinginess. However, when their pastors lay so much emphasis on tithe payment, they may tag him a fake pastor that wants to channel their tithes to his own pocket


2. Fornication is a sin

I give this to the youth. Some youth normally develop antipathy feeling for a pastor who kicks against the act of premarital sex. They refer to his sermon as being boring, while some youths go be like, this pastor just dey talk like say him sef no bleep kitty-cat when him dey young like us. He think say e dey easy to abstain


3. Payment of First fruit offering

If you don't know what first fruit offering is; it's your first income in a year which God demands. Some christians don't want to hear this at all. When a sermon of this nature arises, you will see them looking at the pastor as he's the one that formulated it in the Bible. During this reminds in my church, you need to see the way both youths and adults were questioning the pastor. E.g, sir, please how do I feed my family or celebrate the New Year if God demands for my January salary? :D

4. Bench Warming

It's expected that everybody cannot be a worker in church. However, when a pastor condemns the act of bench warming, some rich personalities in the church may hold contempt against the pastor. Some have the feeling that only those that are poor and need financial breakthrough are usually the ones joining the church workforce

5. Sow into the life of your pastor

That someone is a man of God does not mean that God will throw money, foods and clothes to him from heaven. These people are human like us who also need financial assistance. When a pastor tells the congregation that they should endeavour to sometimes sow a seed into the life of their pastors, they may dislike him, hence, taging him a fake man of God that wants to exhort his members :D


6. Gambling is a Sin

Some youths are so obsessed with Bet9ja, Baba Ijebu and the likes. They may dislike their pastor if he condemns gambling. This is because they see it as investment and will never agree to the fact that any form of gambling is a sin They call it investment while the Bible regards it as a sin. Period ! :D


7. Participating in the church welfare donations

I have observed that some Christians even criticize their churches for the enormous tuition fees paid in their universities. When their pastors preach about them participating in welfare donations, it may annoy a proportion of some people in the church, hence, making them keep their money in their pocket. They will be like, what's the essence of donating when I no kuku fit even afford their so called university

8. No sinner will be pardoned into Heaven

Yes we know that hell fire is real but some people hate it when their pastor lays so much emphasis on it. They prefer their financial prosperity sermons to hell fire sermon. Some of them are like, this man doesn't know that it's not easy to do without sins especially in a country like this

9. Sunday school Attendance

Many church often say "your Sunday service is incomplete without Sunday School". When their pastor utters this statement, some people are like, you just dey talk your own ni. Na still my normal time I go dey come church. After all, I'm not a worker so what's my business with Sunday School ? :D


10. Add the last one


I drop my pen at this point

Original writer: Tosyne2much

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10 Ways People Stylishly Sleep During Sermon But Pretend They Are Not

The rate at which people sleep off in churches is quite alarming, according to my observations, people barely sleep off during praise and worship, but during sermon, it is a different thing entire

Funny enough, many of those who usually sleep off in church barely sleep off when they find themselves at club house, beer palour, Night of a thousand Laugh, etc; but when in the house of God, na sleep sure pass

Before I became born again, these are the tactics we normally use to deceive the pastors and ushers that we were not sleeping, when in fact, we were :P

Now let's discuss 10 ways people stylishly sleep off in the church but pretend they are not

1. They Bend Their Heads As If They Are Praying

During long prayers, when they become tired or feeling sleepy, they will sit down, bend their heads and will start shaking it like agama lizard. This is to deceive the congregation and the ushers that they are praying profusely, when in fact, they are sleeping.

2. They Wear Goggles

Na dis one common pass among youths. When they want to sleep, they will wear their goggles (usual black shades) and focus on the preacher as if they are so much interested in the sermon. This is just to deceive the congregation and the pastor himself that they are feeling his sermon. The only way you will know that they are actually sleeping, is when the preacher asks the congregation to prophesy into the life of the person sitting next to them :D

3. They Unnecessarily Focus On The Bible

Just because they know that the ushers will prevent them from sleeping, they will open their Bible to a random chapter and focus on it as if they are going along with the sermon. However, they will bend their heads and off they sleep. They sleep under the pretence of reading the Holy Bible.

4. They Nod Their Heads By Intervals

Some of them are very smart and tactical when sleeping. They keep shaking their heads like agama lizard to every word the preacher is saying. Not like they are listening, but they just want to avoid the usher's disturbances. They will quickly take a nap and will quickly return to a conscious state before the ushers come to their direction.

5. They Lie On The Floor

This is not an exaggeration. This sometimes happen during vigil. I have occasionally witnessed when some codedly slept off by lying on the floor just to deceive the congregation that they are sorrowful for their sins and they want God to forgive them. From dia, dem go divert go sleep :D

6. They Fold Their Arms

Some will fold their arms in disguise, then rest their back on their chairs and off they sleep

7. They Go On Their Knees

Some of them will go on their knees, rest their heads on the chair and they will sleep off. Funny enough, they are so calculative that they will wake up immediately the prayer ends

8. They Sleep And Still Lie That They Are Not

Even though it is obvious they are sleeping, they will still pretend they are not. If any usher taps them on the shoulder, they will deceive the usher by start speaking in tongues like they have been praying in spirit. Na dis one I dey do pass when I been dey inside the world :D


9. They Hide At The Back Rows

Even though these ones come to church without the intention of sleeping; consciously or unconsciously, they will still sleep off. Just because they are not sure of themselves, dem
go kuku sit down for back seat in case sleep show face, nobody go fit notice dem for back seat


10. Feel free to add the last one


Happy Sunday fellas


Thanks for reading

Have fun

Originally written by: Tosyne2much

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10 Ways Youths Act In Churches When They Have No Offering

Youths tend to be somewhat uncomfortable when they have no offering to give, therefore, below are my observations on how they act

Lemme keep the ball rolling

1. Few minutes before offering announcement is made, they will take an excuse to the toilet and calculatively come back few minutes after the offering collection is over.

2. The ones that will squeeze their hands into their pockets to deceive people that they are dropping money, when in fact, they dropped nothing. *If I hear*

3. The ones that have but would separate the money in their pockets in ascending order; the bigger denomination will be on the left pocket,the N5, N10, N20 and N50 would be on the right pocket (or vice versa). Immediately they hear
offering time, they will just put their hand straight to the right pocket... Dem don know where e dey

4. The ones that will drop an offering envelope the same way it was given to them, then they will look around to be sure that nobody is looking at them, then stylishly drop the empty envelop

5. Immediately offering announce is made, these ones will ask the ushers if they can help split N1,000 into smaller denominations, even when they have no kobo. This reminds me of a dude that asked me to help change N1, 000 despite the fact that we have been told not to change money for people until after the service; guess what? I decided to help and told him to bring the money. Immediately, discomfort was printed on his face. He told me not to worry anymore

6. The ones that will search their pockets for almost 5 minutes without bring out a kobo; or dip their hands into the four pockets without bringing a penny and will start acting like they actually left their wallet at home when in fact, they did not

7. When offering time is approaching, the ones that have no incoming call but will quickly place their phones on their ears and will dash out of the church.

8. The ones that will keep staring at your wallet to know how much you want to give.

9. The ones that have but will not give. They will bring out N1000 from their pockets showing to the people sitting on their role that they wish to give but don not have no small denomination. Funny enough, even if they have, they still won't give


10. Kindly add the last one


Have fun


Happy Sunday fellas


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10 Categories Of People That Run From Church To Another For Miracles

In recent time, circumstances surrounding people has made them into running helter skelter looking for what was not lost.

Go back to forty years ago, and you would see that many people now worship God for benefit, comfort and other selfish reasons.

Now, let's meet the kinds of people that run from one church to another


10 Categories Of People That Run From Church To Another For Miracles

1. Ladies who are looking for the fruit of the Womb

I think this should top the list. Just because some on them can not withstand the pressure being mounted on them by their husbands' relatives for their inability to bear child(ren), they move from one churches to another for miracle


2. Men who are desperate to get Rich

I mean who doesn't want to have good financial standing? Despite the fact that I'm still that broke guy eating from hand to mouth; the thought of attending every church programme for financial breakthrough irks me a lot. The Bible has made us understand that we can be the pastor of ourselves, so why woul d I run from a white garment church to Apostolic, from Mfm to Catholic and so on, at the expense of financial breakthrough. Never !!!

3. Ladies who are desperately in need of Husbands

I'm a living witness of this. I have seen ladies join a unit in the church, but I can tell you that the propelling motive behind this, is not because they really want to serve or know more of God, but to increase their chances of getting finding who will ask them for hand in marriage; and when their aim is achieved, they wave goodbye to the church. To those who can't join work force, they run from one church to another for marital breakthrough


4. Those who see every Challenge as Spiritual[/b]

Let's not deceive ourselves here, not every problem that happens to a man is spiritual. As a matter of fact, there are even less spiritual problems than physical, just that people seem to see every challenge, encounter and temptation as spiritual, when in fact, it's not. However, those who have no direction and lack priorities see every challenge as spiritual, therefore, they run from one church to another to breakthrough

5. Unserious Students

Here at The Federal Polytechnic, Ado-Ekiti; I have met with quite a few number of students who at the mention of academic breakthrough/prevalence, will start running helter skelter. The funniest thing is that, you will never see these people at seminars, orientations and many more programmes that can be of impact or widen their horizon

6. Those who are low in Faith.

Take it or leave it, people who run from one church to another are actually those who are low in faith. They barely attend a church for two months, off they zoom to another church when they notice that there's delay in answer to the prayers


7. Those with low self esteem

As a student, sometimes a take garri as breakfast but when I see friends with good financial standings eating something better. I just silently speak to God to please enlarge my coast and change my standard of living. That is not a good reason to run from one church to another because I want to compete with my friends


8. Those who have misplaced priorities

I have seen friends who have switched churches just because they heard that, there are so many rich men in a particular church. However, off they go just to come in contact with important personnel in the church

9. Who are desperate to get Jobs

I don't have much to say about this. All I know is that some of these people are also part of what this discourse


10 Those who don't know how Christianity works


Yeah so many people go to churches but only a few number of them know how it really works. However, some of them seem not to understand that Jesus is everywhere. You need not travel miles away before you meet him



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10 Sermon Youths Will Most Likely Find Uninteresting

I have to come up with this write up because I am a youth and I know what it feels like to be a youth. This write up is based on my observations and encounter with other youths

Note - I'm not trying to say it applies to all youths so pls don't get it twisted

10 Sermon Youths Will Most Likely Find Uninteresting

1. Never Approach a Lady, Inform Your Pastor
Hmmmmmmm !! I can bet a million dollars that most youths will never find this kind of sermon interesting especially when a pastor condemn the idea of making your intentions known to a lady. They expect you to inform them about it and they would do that on your behalf

2. Never Allow A Male/Female Visitor Into Your Room
This one is a serious case. As a youth, I think the possibility of not allowing female visitors into your room or hostel at the expense of your salvation is next to nill.. I think most youths (students) will most likely turn deaf ears to this kind of sermon

3. Never Ask Questions Inside The Hall
We don't need a philosopher to tell us that an average student would like to communicate with friends during an exam. Hence, when a preacher preaches against communicating with other students even when their booklets are blank, they start looking as if you really want them to fall wink .. I guess an average student will most likely find this kind of sermon uninteresting

4. Pay Your Tithe Regularly Even When You Are In School
I must confess, this is a serious case. We once had this kind of sermon in my fellowship and you need to see the way discomfort and sadness was registered on the faces of virtually all the students ( you see them asking questions here and there )


5. Never Visit Your Fiance When He's Alone
I have listened to a sermon when the preacher condemned going to visit your future partner when he's alone in the house.. The ladies were advised to take their female friends along with them or not go at all. ( Discomfort was registered on the faces of most of ladies during the sermon grin )

6. Application Of Attachments & Make-Up Is A Sin
It takes the grace of God for a young lady to do without apply make-up (even the born again ones ). Ladies apply make-up by one way or the other,either consciously or unconsciously. They tend to start feeling uncomfortable when a preacher condemns the act


7. Fornication
We all know we are now in an era where sex seems to be the talk of the day.. An average youth is most likely to fornicate (does that sound stranger to you ? It shouldn't be 'cos it takes the grace of God to overcome fornication as a youth) Therefore, the probability that they would find this kind of sermon uninteresting is on d high side
( Some of them will start looking as if their ships just sank )


8. Don't Ever Date Until You Are Ready For Marriage
Most preachers preach against having a girlfriend or boyfriend not until you are ready for marriage. Youths of 21st century will never want to hear this. I guess it takes 5 out of 100 youths to do that

9. Stop Chatting On Social Networks
Social media has changed
everything and every youth is
under scrutiny. Youths will likely turn deaf ears to a sermon that has to do with condemnation of facebooking, 2go-ing and whatsapp-ing at the expense of salvation.

10. Never Reduce Your Age For Employment Purpose
Most youths reduce their age for employment purpose so they tend to start finding the sermon uninteresting when they know that using their real age might lower their chances of being employed

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