Many guys (especially those who hold themselves in high esteem) see it as a slap on their face when they take a bold step to woo that lady they have been fantacizing who turned them down in a wink.
However, when ladies turn us down, we feel like life goes on, but deep within us, it sometimes trigger hatred and jealousy (though this is not a general assertion)
You might have outgrown these acts, but I'm sure you were once guilty of them especially when MEN were BOYS
We do not have all day, so lemme keep the ball rolling
10 hilarious Ways Guys Act When A Lady Is Not Interested In Dating Them
1. He Bad-Mouth Her
The best way guys consolate themselves when a lady turn them down is bad mouth her and talk about stooping so low to have asked her out in the first place. You will hear something like "I blame myself to have stooped so low to dey toast dis yeye girl wey no even make sense at all. She no even worth am at all. *Oga park well jawe* :D
2. He Gives Her Phone Number To His Friend Who Is A Badoo
When she turns him down, he gives her phone number to his friend who is veteran toaster telling he can bet his life on it that that the in question is definitely going to turn him down.
3. He Acts Like She Doesn't Exist
On a normal day, when he's in the midst of his friends and sights her first, he signals and walks up to her, but when she has turned him down, he pretends as if he didn't see her when he spots her. Even if his friend tells him, Ronald4lif see your babe now, he will be like, I no just want make she see me jawe :D
[ 4. He Hangs Around With Other Ladies
Once the lady turns down his advances, you will see him walking and talking to a beautiful lady whom he has no romantic relationship with. You will see him holding her hand.. *Oga no be your babe she be jhor* This is just to make her feel that he's got high taste in babes
5. He Discourages Other Dudes From Wooing Her
Just because his advances has been turned down, he gives other people reasons why they should avoid her cos she's ill-mannered and she definitely not worth the chase
6. Jealousy Overwhelms Him
When she turns him down, he acts like "Life goes on". The funniest thing is that, happiness is printed all over his face when spots her boyfriend and realizes he's a very poor ugly dude, but when he spots her boyfriends and realizes that he's a very handsome dude rich dude, jealousy overwhelms him :D
7. He Stops Asking Her Out
Not all guys ask a lady out over and over again. When he asks her out and she refuses, he will stop ringing her up. But the funniest thing is that his heart beats in fear each time his phone rings, even if na him popsy dey call am :D
8. He Moves With Classic Dudes Just To Make Her Feel She Has Lost A Rich Dude
He might not really be in a good rapport with those classic dudes but when he sees the girl around, he will mingle with those guys and talk to them as if they his hommies. This is just to make her feel that he mingles with classic dudes :D
9. He Makes Friend When Her Friends
I don't know if I'm the only one that has done this. He will suddenly become close to her friend and makes her a companion. This is just to make her jealous
Written by: Toysne2much
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