1. They Run After Random Ladies On The Streets
The pace at which some desperate young niqqas run after random ladies on the street is even more than the pace at which Ussain Bolt takes off during 100 metre race.
2. Notice Me
This is kind of silly. A guy sits beside a random lady and that's when he knows he has to bring out curve 2, then puts his earpiece on the ear and starts singing loud just to show to her how sophisticated he is. Funny enough, when the babe brings out her own Z10, that's when he knows that she's even more sophisticated than he is... Hahaha ;D
3. They Quickly Grab Opportunity
A guy mistakenly dials a wrong number and a lady with an angelic voice picks it and she's like "this is a wrong number". Then he drops the call, 20mins later he calls back saying " sowi pls, can I know you better ?" Hahaha ;D
4. They Are Extremely Caring
I have witnessed a scene when my close friend saw a random lady walking in the rain and he rushed to her, gave his umbrella to her and started walking in the rain and I was like Wft !!!!. When they were about to depart, he asked for her phone number and the lady said " sowi I don't give my number to strangers..
5. He Risks His Life By Traveling To Meet Her At A Far Distance
He lives in Lagos while she lives in Maduguri and he's so eager and desperate to meet her. You keep wondering why he needs to travel for about 24 hours just for a visit thereby making frantic efforts for someone he barely knows. This is a typical desperation & abnormality.
6. They Collect PIN Of Random Ladies
YES some desperate dudes collect PINs from their friends. Some be like, " guy abeg you get any sure babe for your BBM ? Yes I get oooo.. Abeg I no need the one wey go dey demand for money oooooo.. Hahaha ;D
7. Forcing Themselves On Ladies
The truth must be revealed here! You message a lady once or twice and she fails to reply and you already know it is an indication that she doesn't feel you, only for you to start begging her to reply your messages.
8. They Purposely Attend Youth Programmes
Hehehe !!! You will see them attending Youth and Singles programmes because they know that so many babes will also be attending
9. They Are Overly Nice
They are overly nice to the female folks. For example, a random lady sends facebook request and after accepting the request, he starts gracing the floor thereby thanking her for sending friend request
10. They Try To Portray Attractive Image
They start say things take would make them attractive to the ladies. For example, they start using British ascent
**Critics is allowed**
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Writter : Tosyne2much
The pace at which some desperate young niqqas run after random ladies on the street is even more than the pace at which Ussain Bolt takes off during 100 metre race.
2. Notice Me
This is kind of silly. A guy sits beside a random lady and that's when he knows he has to bring out curve 2, then puts his earpiece on the ear and starts singing loud just to show to her how sophisticated he is. Funny enough, when the babe brings out her own Z10, that's when he knows that she's even more sophisticated than he is... Hahaha ;D
3. They Quickly Grab Opportunity
A guy mistakenly dials a wrong number and a lady with an angelic voice picks it and she's like "this is a wrong number". Then he drops the call, 20mins later he calls back saying " sowi pls, can I know you better ?" Hahaha ;D
4. They Are Extremely Caring
I have witnessed a scene when my close friend saw a random lady walking in the rain and he rushed to her, gave his umbrella to her and started walking in the rain and I was like Wft !!!!. When they were about to depart, he asked for her phone number and the lady said " sowi I don't give my number to strangers..
5. He Risks His Life By Traveling To Meet Her At A Far Distance
He lives in Lagos while she lives in Maduguri and he's so eager and desperate to meet her. You keep wondering why he needs to travel for about 24 hours just for a visit thereby making frantic efforts for someone he barely knows. This is a typical desperation & abnormality.
6. They Collect PIN Of Random Ladies
YES some desperate dudes collect PINs from their friends. Some be like, " guy abeg you get any sure babe for your BBM ? Yes I get oooo.. Abeg I no need the one wey go dey demand for money oooooo.. Hahaha ;D
7. Forcing Themselves On Ladies
The truth must be revealed here! You message a lady once or twice and she fails to reply and you already know it is an indication that she doesn't feel you, only for you to start begging her to reply your messages.
8. They Purposely Attend Youth Programmes
Hehehe !!! You will see them attending Youth and Singles programmes because they know that so many babes will also be attending
9. They Are Overly Nice
They are overly nice to the female folks. For example, a random lady sends facebook request and after accepting the request, he starts gracing the floor thereby thanking her for sending friend request
10. They Try To Portray Attractive Image
They start say things take would make them attractive to the ladies. For example, they start using British ascent
**Critics is allowed**
Feel Free To Add Yours
Writter : Tosyne2much
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