Most young Nigerian students cheat at least
once in their high school career and t's so funny students behave in ways that are inconsistent with their stated beliefs
Almost everybody does it or must have done it at one point in time and I know many hypocrites involved in such act will storm on this thread and start spewing gilbberish.
Let's examine each one of these students
Note: I am not guilty of any of the stated points. I am actually allergic to masquerade carrying before those hypocrites mouth thrash me. Just joking anyway
Oooowkay lemme keep the balling rolling
Categories Of Students That Carry Expo In The University/Polytechnic
1. The Ones Who Are Addicted To It
The syndrome of masquerade carrying has been running through their veins since the time of Soddom and Gommarah. Even if battalion of soldier are deployed to invigilate, they will still carry the expo expertly
2. The Lazy Students
Cheating offers an easy way out no doubt. They don't bother studying hard and doing all those term papers when they can just manipulate things and prevail.. Hehehe They are desperate to pass and are lazy when it comes to reading, they start reading few hours into the exam hall. Since they know they can't meet up, they resort to smuggle a piece of paper into their pocket
3. The Olodos
They are not really lazy students, they are just
educationally handicapped. No matter how hard they prepare an the exam they would still mess up in the hall. Therefore carrying expo will be the only way out.
4. The Brilliant Students
Funny ryt ? Carrying of expo does not only
revolve around Olodos and lazy students, it also revolve around some brilliant students just that people don't seem to notice this because they are doing fine in their academics. They also get involved in the act especially when a course seems to be terribly difficult to understand or cram
5. The entertainers
They don't like studying at all. They like watching movies, football, clubbing, partying and chasing babes up and down till exam come knocking at the door.
6. The S. U
They are the least expected when it comes to
carrying expo but they carry it. They carry it
under the cover of S.U. The might hide their expo inside their hijab without anybody noticing
7. Those Who Carry Expo in case what they
read doesn't Come out
They are actually not doing bad in their
academics and they are not olodo. They are
always well prepared for exams and will support it with expo to be on a safer side in case what they read doesn't come out
8. The Confused Ones
I could vividly remember when writing an exam, a dude was using expo and was still disturb me to teach him and I was like WTF !!!! Confusion was written over his face. If given the chance he would even copy my name and matric number
8. The Copy Copy
The ones carry expo because others are carrying it and it's working for them
Oooyah let forming begin
Writer: Tosyne2much
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