10 Categories Of Jobs That Deplete People's Chances Of Making Heaven

1. Politics

Even though the Bible says we should not judge others; personally speaking and generally summarizing, our politicians have little chances of making heaven. This is because it is dirty world on its own where all sorts of atrocities are performed. One of my lectures, before he passed on, always said that an average politician is a looter and can kill

2. Police

We all know that the larger percent of our policemen are very cunning and dubious. They are always using devious ways to get money. Some of them arrest innocent civilians on the streets and will force them to write report of guilt. To find a policemen who doesn't accept bribe, is likened to finding the actual amount of money looted by GEJ during tenure


3. NEPA

Next in rank are NEPA officials. These ones share the same characteristics with the police. NEPA officials, who occupy top positions are always very rich. This is because they collect bribes, manipulate figures of paid electricity bills

4. Yahoo Yahoo

"Yahoo yahoo" is a modernised name for 419. Since it is what people venture into which puts food on their tables, then it can be said to be a job to them :D . These people will always justify their 419 acts, saying that they are collecting back their money from the whites who milked us dry of our crude oil during the colonial era. This people have little chances of making heaven

5. Phone sellers

Especially those you will see at Computer village selling stolen phones on the street. They will lie that their brother from the UK sent the phones to them. Some of them will scam package a with fufu and will scam you

6. Lecturing

This may not be 100% valid. It's very difficult to find a lecturer in our tertiary institutions who doesn't at least womanize nor accept bribe. However, some of the don't womanizer but accept bribes and vice versa. Their chances of making heaven is quite slim

7. Banking Jobs

Bankers are also have little chances of making heaven. This is because most of our bankers also use duress to flirt with co-workers and customers. Let's not forget the fact that some of them withdraw money from customers from huge account balance just because they know the customer won't notice it. The last time N300 vanished from my account, I proceeded to the manager's office and started raining curses on him

8. Customer Care

These people are naturally born liars. Especially MTN customer agents who will lie to you when you complain about the deductions from your account. They will lie to you that the machine for running through your account is not coming up, and that you should give a call back in the next 24 hours. If I hear


9. Blogging/Journalism

These people will always come up with cooked up stories just to attract views.

10. Fell free to add yours


I drop my pen at this point

May God help us all

Happy Sunday fellas 8)